Poll: Cowboy, Ninja, Pirate, Vampire or Android?

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    Cowboy, Ninja, Pirate, Vampire or Android?

    if you could only pick to be one Cowboy, Ninja, Pirate, Vampire or Android?

    Android for me. My reason Living in the future possible limitless life.

    (Use your imagination for what it all means outside the basic question. Sky is the limit.)
    Last edited by Doctor Amadeus; 2020-08-06 at 10:23 PM.
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    Three options that have their humanity intact, and two that aren't human.

    Of the three; ninja.
    Of the two...well, once upon a time the vampire was a victim and became inhuman as a result.
    The android was formerly human and made a choice not to be.
    So...vampire. At least he or she remembers humanity and likely regrets the loss.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadowferal View Post
    Three options that have their humanity intact, and two that aren't human.

    Of the three; ninja.
    Of the two...well, once upon a time the vampire was a victim and became inhuman as a result.
    The android was formerly human and made a choice not to be.
    So...vampire. At least he or she remembers humanity and likely regrets the loss.
    Isn’t a vampire just a vessel for a demon who takes over and you become a passenger in your own body according to the lore?

    When I imagine Vampires I in vision Angelus from the Angel Tv series.
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    Werewolf !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadowferal View Post
    The android was formerly human and made a choice not to be.
    What? Androids are completely AI run Humanoid Robots -- you're thinking of Cyborgs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doctor Amadeus View Post
    Android for me. My reason Living in the future possible limitless life.
    Cowboy - Erron Black



    He's immortal.
    Last edited by Daedius; 2020-08-06 at 11:09 PM.

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    Depends on how much magic the android has. It would suck ass to be of the shitty kind that doesn't auto-repair. Frankly I think Androids are only cool if it's the nano-machine kind with at least 60-80% nano-machine ratio. Probably vamp for me. Not much of a fan of vampires in general, but it would be the only one with some cool gimmiks.. well nvm that, it would depend on what kind as well. If you are just an ugly monster without much control then it would also be quite terrible. Ninja are kinda lame compared to the other two - unless the ninja is super human in some way. Even then are we talking Naruto ninja, what american in the 80's thought were ninja or are we talking historical ones? Only desireable one would be the Naruto kind tbh..

    Cowboy and Pirate are trash. There are barely any cases where I'd want to be one. Every other option would have to be the worst incarnation and I couldn't refuse to pick at least 1.
    Last edited by Cosmic Janitor; 2020-08-06 at 11:23 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadowferal View Post
    The android was formerly human and made a choice not to be.
    androids are machines made to look human. cyborgs were normal humans that had parts replaced with machines, like RoboCop, who didn't choose to be turned into a machine.

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    900 year old Loli vampire that makes guys go to jail.....!!!!
    Buh Byeeeeeeeeeeee !!

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    Eh... I take issue with cow's dung and am allergic. Ninja? Too much self-discipline, and I'm hecking clumsy. Vampire? No thanks, I wouldn't like preying on innocents. Android then... Depends, am I able to feel emotions and think as I am now, just with possibly endless life and no physical pain? Then Android it is, as long as the people I love would follow me into Androidhood.

    Otherwise, if I HAD to choose... *sigh*... Cowboy.

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    When you say vampires. what universe is it from? Underworld? Buffy? Blade? Twilight? It's important to specify since they all seem to have different abilities and weaknesses.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Queen of Hamsters View Post
    Eh... I take issue with cow's dung and am allergic. Ninja? Too much self-discipline, and I'm hecking clumsy. Vampire? No thanks, I wouldn't like preying on innocents.

    bah so many fan boi's out there, would never have to prey...
    Buh Byeeeeeeeeeeee !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doctor Amadeus View Post
    Isn’t a vampire just a vessel for a demon who takes over and you become a passenger in your own body according to the lore?

    When I imagine Vampires I in vision Angelus from the Angel Tv series.
    I don't think Angelus is a common take on the vampires mythos. Besides, wasn't it just an alternate personality for Angel rather than a separate demonic entity? At least Spike learned to be a good guy rather than go through some soul-focus pocus like Angel. Unless the lore actually states otherwise, of course, I haven't watched 100% of Buffy and Angel despite being a fan back in the day.

    I'd pick vampire, assuming I'd get a mythos that lets me keep agency.
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    Why kitsune is not a option? (fox spirit)
    Superior intelligence, long life, and magical powers seems like a better deal compared to vampires.
    Only downside is fear of dogs.

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    The poll results help explain the Venthyr popularity

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    A vampire, and then I can become a pirate or cowboy on my own.

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    Quote Originally Posted by the game View Post
    When you say vampires. what universe is it from? Underworld? Buffy? Blade? Twilight? It's important to specify since they all seem to have different abilities and weaknesses.
    That portion of the thread is completely left up to you and everyone else.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yunru View Post
    Why kitsune is not a option? (fox spirit)
    Superior intelligence, long life, and magical powers seems like a better deal compared to vampires.
    Only downside is fear of dogs.
    Why not a transmigrated slime with god-like powers? If we go weeb we might as well go in deep
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    Vampire ninja.

    Cowboy android..
    Yes.

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    Ninja with Cowboy as a second choice.

    Ninja performed several functions, not just assassinations. And they weren't always ninjas all the time.

    Cowboy would be an interesting life but it would be rough handling livestock for a living.

    Pirate would suck because I wouldn't want to be stuck on a boat with a bunch of ornery guys for long periods of time hoping to spot a ship to loot.

    Vampire would suck because I'd have to feed on people and that's not very nice.

    Android would also suck because I like being a flesh creature.

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    Pirate.
    the end
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    Assuming the Vampire is immortal, that is my choice. Otherwise, Android.

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