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    Why is he holding a magic star wand?

    PLEASE SAY THERE WILL BE A MAGICAL GIRL TRANSFORMATION SCENE AND THE REAL TRUMP WILL WALK OUT IN A SAILOR MOON OUTFIT.

    I WOULD FUCKIN PAY TO SEE THAT SHIT

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    https://thehill.com/briefingroom-blo...d-yell-freedom

    And apparently they're not keen on masks there. Man, it's be a real shame if covid just rampaged through the event. Real, real shame.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edge- View Post
    Why is he holding a magic star wand?

    PLEASE SAY THERE WILL BE A MAGICAL GIRL TRANSFORMATION SCENE AND THE REAL TRUMP WILL WALK OUT IN A SAILOR MOON OUTFIT.

    I WOULD FUCKIN PAY TO SEE THAT SHIT

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    https://thehill.com/briefingroom-blo...d-yell-freedom

    And apparently they're not keen on masks there. Man, it's be a real shame if covid just rampaged through the event. Real, real shame.
    I'm pretty sure that Charlie Kirk will pop out of the statue to sing "Happy Birfdfay Mistah Trump", wearing a sequined bikini.

    On second thought, the statue is kinda small. So it's Ben Shapiro that pops out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edge- View Post
    Why is he holding a magic star wand?

    PLEASE SAY THERE WILL BE A MAGICAL GIRL TRANSFORMATION SCENE AND THE REAL TRUMP WILL WALK OUT IN A SAILOR MOON OUTFIT.

    I WOULD FUCKIN PAY TO SEE THAT SHIT

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    https://thehill.com/briefingroom-blo...d-yell-freedom

    And apparently they're not keen on masks there. Man, it's be a real shame if covid just rampaged through the event. Real, real shame.
    Well, you have to have a plague to go along with the false idol. And it is in Florida so locusts are a thing there too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milchshake View Post
    I'm pretty sure that Charlie Kirk will pop out of the statue to sing "Happy Birfdfay Mistah Trump", wearing a sequined bikini.

    On second thought, the statue is kinda small. So it's Ben Shapiro that pops out.
    Will he be doing a rendition of Marilyn Monroe's Santa Baby but instead calling it Donny Baby? :shudder at the thought:

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    Quote Originally Posted by gondrin View Post
    Well, you have to have a plague to go along with the false idol. And it is in Florida so locusts are a thing there too.
    Hey now, that happened well before the Golden Calf. That popped up because Dear Leader went up into the mountains for a few days and wasn't around and...that's not entirely unlike Trump being out of office and not on Twitter.

    JUST A BIT OF A MILD COINCIDENCE AND A LITTLE BIT CLOSE FOR MY COMFORT, YO.

    Wonder if Trump will show up with some stone tablets. Maybe he found the other five Commandments.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Edge- View Post
    Hey now, that happened well before the Golden Calf. That popped up because Dear Leader went up into the mountains for a few days and wasn't around and...that's not entirely unlike Trump being out of office and not on Twitter.

    JUST A BIT OF A MILD COINCIDENCE AND A LITTLE BIT CLOSE FOR MY COMFORT, YO.

    Wonder if Trump will show up with some stone tablets. Maybe he found the other five Commandments.

    Have to wait and see at CPAC. He is coming out to speak to there is that. Even the Onion couldn't get this crazy.

  6. #46
    Quote Originally Posted by Milchshake View Post
    CPAC, looks to be very business as usual.

    Woke: "Thanks for 2020 Scriptwriters!"
    Broke: The script has been writing itself all along.

    “This is my boyfriend,” one woman says. #CPAC


    Are they really using a banner that says "LOOK AHEAD" next to a statue of the PREVIOUS president?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkTZeratul View Post
    Are they really using a banner that says "LOOK AHEAD" next to a statue of the PREVIOUS president?
    For regressives, going backwards is progress.

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    https://twitter.com/daveweigel/statu...00126407168003



    YO, CPAC has Samurai Futurologists? This shit seems more lit than I was led to believe. I'm here for this guy, whoever the fuck he is.

    Oh...well he fits right the fuck in then.

    Enjoy the three people wearing chin-diapers in this image, as well. All look to be in the high risk category for covid.

  8. #48
    Why does Golden Idol Trump have a magic wand?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edge- View Post
    Samurai Futurologists
    New FFXIV job dropped, I see.
    Quote Originally Posted by Marjane Satrapi
    The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk and understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edge- View Post
    For regressives, going backwards is progress.

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    https://twitter.com/daveweigel/statu...00126407168003



    YO, CPAC has Samurai Futurologists? This shit seems more lit than I was led to believe. I'm here for this guy, whoever the fuck he is.



    Oh...well he fits right the fuck in then.

    Enjoy the three people wearing chin-diapers in this image, as well. All look to be in the high risk category for covid.
    I love the pic of those fuckwits standing super close together with their masks around their chins. Idiots being more idiotic.

  11. #51
    Quote Originally Posted by Machismo View Post
    Why does Golden Idol Trump have a magic wand?
    I'm telling you, Trump's gonna do a magical girl transformation when he comes out on stage.

    And then, having done nothing, Tuxedo Mask will depart after claiming that he's saved the day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Machismo View Post
    Why does Golden Idol Trump have a magic wand?
    And why is it wearing sandals?

  13. #53
    Quote Originally Posted by cubby View Post
    And why is it wearing sandals?
    No. Fucking. Clue.

    As someone pointed out, it was probably a statue of something else, and they simply modified it. That would explain the wand, as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cubby View Post
    And why is it wearing sandals?
    Margaritavile...
    Folly and fakery have always been with us... but it has never before been as dangerous as it is now, never in history have we been able to afford it less. - Isaac Asimov
    Every damn thing you do in this life, you pay for. - Edith Piaf
    The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command. - Orwell
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    Quote Originally Posted by Felya View Post
    Margaritavile...
    Are these all Wall Street Bets references?

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    I remember in Christian school in Idaho Harry Potter was banned cause of magic and witchcraft, but here we have a golden calf- err Trump statue with a magic wand.

  17. #57
    This is just getting absurd. I think the writers for 2021 are just phoning it in at this point.

    https://twitter.com/BJvGalen/status/...2bpVWWmPhQ_MdE




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    Between the stage layout and that golden idol, the only possible end is Trump suddenly dropping the act and revealing it was some insane Andy Kaufman act this whole time and he was just pulling a Borat to expose all of this and didn't expect that it would just keep going.

    Please tell me that is how this ends.

  18. #58
    I mean, why bother with dog whistles and shit when you're already mask off?

    I'm surprised they're not bringing out the jackboots, yet.

  19. #59
    Quote Originally Posted by Brubear View Post
    This is just getting absurd. I think the writers for 2021 are just phoning it in at this point.

    https://twitter.com/BJvGalen/status/...2bpVWWmPhQ_MdE


    Between the stage layout and that golden idol, the only possible end is Trump suddenly dropping the act and revealing it was some insane Andy Kaufman act this whole time and he was just pulling a Borat to expose all of this and didn't expect that it would just keep going.

    Please tell me that is how this ends.
    Well Trump was pretty openly racist so why not double down for 2024, don't be surprised if he gives a heil Hitler after his speech.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milchshake View Post
    Are these all Wall Street Bets references?
    Jimmy Buffet...
    Folly and fakery have always been with us... but it has never before been as dangerous as it is now, never in history have we been able to afford it less. - Isaac Asimov
    Every damn thing you do in this life, you pay for. - Edith Piaf
    The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command. - Orwell
    No amount of belief makes something a fact. - James Randi

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