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    You can add three toppings...



    You can add three toppings to this hot dog what would they be?

    Chilly and Cheese IMO
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    chili
    onions
    mustard

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    Mustard, onions, relish. There is nothing else to consider.

    Edit: You know what? I take that back. The occasional celery salt sprinkle in lieu of relish is acceptable. And sport pepper juice by osmosis is permissible but only if it is wrapped in greasy deli paper and can steam in its own soggy wrapping to perfection.

    I live in Chicago and the way these people eat hot dogs is fucking gross. I hate it. But at least there is no ketchup because there is still the glimmer of civilization left.
    Last edited by Fencers; 2021-03-03 at 02:38 AM.

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    I can't wait to see how people attack other people for their preference on Hot Dogs.
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    T-Bone Steak, healthy dollop of mashed potatoes and mustard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evil Midnight Bomber View Post
    I can't wait to see how people attack other people for their preference on Hot Dogs.
    Come at me bro!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Felya View Post
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    Come at me bro!!!
    I'm up here in my pavilion anticipating the gladiatorial combat that is about to ensue...It's quite below my station to jump into the fray myself :P
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    What are we, rich?

    Replace that bun with a piece slice of wonderbread. Thats topping one.

    Then you put on some ketchup and mustard packets you boosted from the local Circle K Topping two and three.

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    Not enough for chicago style, yeah i'm a snob, but hotdogs aren't like great as is, so, just grill me a cheeseburger instead.

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    Mustard.
    Not too much, I want to taste the dog...meat..umm.. (O no... My mind went there. How long is that dong in the window? shit, GET THE BLEACH)

    ...maybe a bit of relish.

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    Mustard
    Chili
    Cheese

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    Who the hell eats hot dogs?

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    1. Chili.
    2. Cheese.
    3. And More Chili

    Quote Originally Posted by Winter Blossom View Post
    Ketchup, mustard and shredded cheese
    Mustard should never be on a hot dog
    Last edited by monkfailz; 2021-03-03 at 11:17 AM.

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    Only need two toppings. Mustard and sauerkraut.

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    true to john steward, there are only 3 acceptable condiments for a hotdog
    - mustard
    - onions
    - stagnant cart water

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    Mustard, chilli, and cheese.

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    Mustard, ketchup, fried onions
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    of course everyone says mustard lol.

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    fried onion, cheese, tomato sauce

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    Quote Originally Posted by monkfailz View Post
    1. Chili.
    2. Cheese.
    3. And More Chili
    This is close.

    1. Chili
    2. Shredded Cheese
    3. More Shredded Cheese

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    I would need 5 toppings.

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