"Hey gorgeous. Wanna try crane position? Oh no... For you, monkey style."
"Nice pants. What's the drop rate?"
"Yeah, I would tap dat keg."
"Hey, hot stuff. Want to try breeding in captivity?"
"No they're not real, but thanks for noticing."
"It's like my father always used to say: 'Shut up, and get out.' "
"My Uncle has brass balls, no really!"
"I give myself a Dutch oven pedicure every night. I've got no foot fungus at all. My toes are pristine."
"I like to fart in the tub."
"One time I laughed so hard I milked all over the floor"
"Sure, I've got exotic piercings"
"Once you go dead, you never go back"
"Interested in joining the mile deep club?"
"Us undead girls really know how to have a good time, because after all, what's the worst thing that could happen?"
"I admire a soldier who can... remain... at attention."
"Have you seen Prophet Velen's new dance? He calls it the 'Mac'Areena'!"
"I used to be a ten, but then I upgraded to an eleven."