https://www.insider.com/uk-man-wwii-...called-2021-12The Explosive Ordnance Disposal team (EOD) arrived at Gloucestershire Royal Hospital on Wednesday morning after hearing that "a patient had presented with a munition in his rectum," a spokesperson for Gloucestershire Constabulary told Insider.
The best bit... "slip and fell".
Poor doctors tho...The Sun was first to report that the unnamed patient told doctors at Gloucestershire Royal Hospital that he "slipped and fell" on the two-inch-wide artillery shell
"I'm a doctor Jim, not a bomb technician!"