The fuck is "virtuous furor"? We're mocking a bow-tie wearing stepson of a Swanson-heiress and famous journalist who dated the deans daughter to get into one of those "liberal elite" schools who pitches himself as a "regular man of the people", lose his mind because he can't fantasize about sexy chocolate mascots anymore.
We all know he's not a newsman, Fox News's own lawyers said, "no reasonable person could view this as news" so he's just an entertainment host. And he's unintentionally delivering us top quality entertainment that we're all enjoying. By talking about how he wants to fuck a sexy chocolate mascot on national television.