Dragonflight Beta - Build 45969 Dracthyr Jokes and Flirts
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Dracthyr Male Flirts
- One look at you and my head is in the clouds.
- You bring the dungeon and I'll bring the dragon.
- When I see you, I lose all my fire resistance
- With you and me together, the sky is the limit
- Let's ask a Bronze Dragon to turn back time so I can fall for you all over again
- I look good from scale to tail
- Careful, my kiss can melt your heart. Literally.
Dracthyr Male Jokes
- A Bronze Dragon is never late, nor are they early. They arrive precisely when they mean to.
- One time, I sneezed inside a cheese shop. That's how I discovered my love for fondue.
- They say dragons can grow up to fifty feet, but I've never met one with more than four.
- My favorite place is the library. You could say I'm a real bookworm. Get it? Wyrm.
- Is it hot in here, or is it just the immense plume of fire coming out of my mouth?
- Can you believe there was a dragon living in Stormwind and nobody realized it? You'd think the smell of sulfur would have given her away.
- You can never have too many Dracthyr! We scale really well.
Dracthyr Female Flirts
- Those claws look heavy. How about you let me hold one?
- Do you believe in love at first flight?
- You must be an updraft, because you make my heart soar.
- I want to be the wind beneath your wings.
- You must be tired, because you've been flying through my mind all day.
- Cold blooded? Not a chance. How about I warm things up for you.
- What's my type? Tall, scaly, and brooding of course.
Dracthyr Female Jokes
- The Dracthyr are excellent musicians. We really know our scales.
- What do you call a Dracthyr who can juggle? Talon-ted!
- I never have a plan. I prefer to wing it.
- I get bored easily, the day really seems to drag-on.
- Think your morning breath is bad? Mine sets things on fire.
- What do dragons and onions have in common? They both have layers! Get it? Lairs!
- I showed my tail to one of those wolf people, but they just looked sad and walked away. I wonder why?