Poll: Was the Farmer named Bingo or was it the Dog?

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    There was a farmer who had a dog?

    “There was a farmer who had a dog and Bingo was his name O.”

    Was the dog named Bingo or was the farmer named Bingo?

    I always assumed it was the Dogs name.


    Anyone else ever stumped by something you always one way but might be wrong?
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    The modern version of it, not sure. Going back to the older versions of the song, it was quite a bit raunchier and less repetitive. Originally (1780) the line was "The farmer's dog lept over the stile, his name was little Bingo." Which is a lot clearer about who Bingo is. It gets better later in the original version, "The farmer loved a cup of ale, he called it rare good stingo" which must have been 1700's speak for enjoying a nice beverage. Like many old tunes, it might have started out more as a pub song than a kid's melody.

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    Yeah I’m aware there is google and a story behind it which is supposed to clear up the confusion. But honestly without that the song really doesn’t specifically say.

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    Lol

    Well this isn’t new but it’s still kind of hilarious.


    I’ve asked everyone i personally know also. It’s pretty funny the argument for either the dog, the farmer or I don’t know.


    Also keep in mind if the dog has to be Bingo what’s the farmers name?
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    It’s entirely presumable that bingo was the name of the dog. Especially given that bingo has never really been a human given name.

    What’ll really cook your gourd is that Humpty Dumpty is never described as being an egg.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaleredar View Post
    It’s entirely presumable that bingo was the name of the dog. Especially given that bingo has never really been a human given name.

    What’ll really cook your gourd is that Humpty Dumpty is never described as being an egg.

    Ohhhh! Good point, but damn is the lesson about depression hmmm?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaleredar View Post
    It’s entirely presumable that bingo was the name of the dog. Especially given that bingo has never really been a human given name.

    What’ll really cook your gourd is that Humpty Dumpty is never described as being an egg.
    "X Æ A-12" has never really been a human given name either...

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    Also keep in mind if the dog has to be Bingo what’s the farmers name?
    "Old MacDonald"
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    English doesn't have the most precise syntax

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evil Midnight Bomber View Post
    "Old MacDonald"
    Different Farmer that was a farmer in EI EI O, this is B I N G O.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doctor Amadeus View Post
    Different Farmer that was a farmer in EI EI O, this is B I N G O.
    Who says it has to be a different farmer? Different song sure...but both are about a farmer and animals present on their farm. Are you telling me that Old MacDonald with his cows, ducks, and mice...couldn't also have a dog?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Evil Midnight Bomber View Post
    Who says it has to be a different farmer? Different song sure...but both are about a farmer and animals present on their farm. Are you telling me that Old MacDonald with his cows, ducks, and mice...couldn't also have a dog?
    Fair assessment, evil but fair.


    However where the fuck did the mouse come from?

    Duck went quack, cow goes moo and sheep goes baa

    What was the mouse or mice saying?

    I don’t remember a mouse/ mice I’m also not sure the farmer would be pleased about a rodent infestation
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doctor Amadeus View Post
    Fair assessment, evil but fair.


    However where the fuck did the mouse come from?

    Duck went quack, cow goes moo and sheep goes baa

    What was the mouse or mice saying?

    I don’t remember a mouse/ mice I’m also not sure the farmer would be pleased about a rodent infestation
    Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O
    And on that farm he had a mouse, E-I-E-I-O
    With a squeak-squeak here and a squeak-squeak there
    Here a squeak, there a squeak, everywhere a squeak-squeak

    Moo-moo here and a moo-moo there
    Here a moo, there a moo, everywhere a moo-moo
    Quack-quack here and a quack-quack there
    Here a quack, there a quack, everywhere a quack-quack
    Oink-oink here and a oink-oink there
    Here a oink, there a oink, everywhere a oink-oink
    Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O

    It's not an infestation though...apparently it's just the one mouse.
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    There are lots of farmers who have dogs. Him having a dog would be completely useless information for the song if the rest of the song was talking about his name and not the dogs.

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    I believe it is not farmers having dogs but dogs having farmers.

    Think about it.

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