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    Bear Grylls in Cataclysm?

    I heard that at some point Cataclysm will feature a quest line that involves Bear Grylls. I cant find the topic but it was here in mmo-champion. Is this a joke, rumor or a proven fact? Personally I would love to see him in some awesome quest line that involves survival techniques and consuming disgusting food with a good amount of protein that will surely boost your morale. But thats too good to be true i guess...

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    who is Bear Grylls?
    Unfortunately, until the people at Blizzard take time to quit explaining why they are right and anyone who disagrees is wrong, they are not going to even hear everyone speaking out desperately trying to warn them the ship is sinking.
    the problems driving players from WoW aren't content or the age of the game, the problem is how the game experience and design philosophy are being undermined by Blizzard's hubris and greed.

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    You need too watch The Discovery Channel my friend.

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    There was a council member in London council in the early 70s named Grylls something, is it him you want Blizzard to satire? Seems a little fat fetched.
    Baba boey, baba boey, baba boey!

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    Quote Originally Posted by pitar99a View Post
    I heard that at some point Cataclysm will feature a quest line that involves Bear Grylls. I cant find the topic but it was here in mmo-champion. Is this a joke, rumor or a proven fact? Personally I would love to see him in some awesome quest line that involves survival techniques and consuming disgusting food with a good amount of protein that will surely boost your morale. But thats too good to be true i guess...
    That would be awesome.

    For everybody else:
    Last edited by mmocf217b29136; 2010-08-31 at 07:31 AM.

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    na he's just spending all his time in the Pig and Whistle tavern =3 ...geddit?

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    I'd love this.
    Garrosh did nothing wrong.
    #MakeTheHordeGreatAgain

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhys View Post
    I'd love this.
    second that

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    If he's killable, I'm in! If not....... screw that.

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    Then can we also have a Gnome and a Goblin discussing various myths about engineering, letting us partake in their experiments to bust said myths?
    I think I'd call it...
    The Gnome and Goblin who solve Engineering Mysteries

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    You'll get eaten by the Whale Shark.
    When you wake up in his Stomach, you'll see a Hunter named "Boar Grills" who was eaten as well.

    When you talk to him, he'll say "What? They didn't teach us to deal with big fish in the special corps of Stormwinds Militia."
    He offers a quest called "Survival Training: Chapter 1". Here he asks you to make a "Basic Campfire" by finding a Dry Spot so the Fire can Burn.
    "Survival Training: Chapter 2": Find 2 sticks and a piece of Cloth.
    "Survival Training: Chapter 3": Create a Basic Camp.
    "Survival Training: Chapter 4": Surviving the Night.
    "Survival Training: Chapter 5": Escaping the Horror.

    When you finally manage to escape the Whale Shark, he will die from the lack of a "Water Breathing" buff.
    Dawwwwwww

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    I hardly watch Man vs. Wild but it seems like every time I do it involves Bear getting completely naked and/or smearing himself with mud. He's sort of sexy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shamanic View Post
    If he's killable, I'm in! If not....... screw that.
    Please leave this universe immediately.
    Garrosh did nothing wrong.
    #MakeTheHordeGreatAgain

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    He has nothing on Ray Mears. Nothing!
    Stormrage 4 lyfe

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    He can teach us how to replace mage tables using Elekk dung.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vlEavUH9ng

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    His quests should not be completed in chronological order and at night he will simply sleep at the inn instead of camping.

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    I don't want to spoil it for you guys, but since I hate fakers, i will do it anyway.

    Bear Grylls is a complete and total fraud.
    Every single episode of that show of his, is completelly "made up"
    Look it up on youtube, google, or whatever.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UpSlpvb1is
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpJ8fpOmXGU

    etc, etc

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    Bear Grylls squeezed the juice out of elephant dung and drank it on tv. I don't whanna do a quest from him :S

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drumlord View Post
    I don't want to spoil it for you guys, but since I hate fakers, i will do it anyway.

    Bear Grylls is a complete and total fraud.
    Every single episode of that show of his, is completelly "made up"
    Look it up on youtube, google, or whatever.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UpSlpvb1is
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpJ8fpOmXGU

    etc, etc
    Everyone knows that. On any episode you watch there is a disclaimer that basically says all his naked mud smearing is for demonstration purposes only and he has plenty of outside help.

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