People confusing the PTR with the beta.
You must remain drunk in order to be more vigilant against reality.
lfm icc 25 man, goin for 4 bosses must have 5.6k gs, dbw reserved
immediate shitstorm guaranteed
None since I'm not a douchebag.
"Dude, why are you dead again?" "Because I'm raid-leading, doh..."
Mess with the best, die like the rest...
>>>Goes by name Samyaza<<<
When trade chat on Horde one day was flooded with the "My [Willy] is..."
I was on my hunter, so first I said "[Willy] + [Rapid Fire] = ?"
Then it was "My [Willy] + [Rapid Fire] = [I've Gone and Made A Mess (10 player)]"
I then concluded with "My [Willy] is [For The Children]"
"So I just read the bible the other day, not to spoil the ending, but Jesus dies."
2 words to you: WTF!
TTT
~Top-Tier-Trolling
Simple ones on our server have been (though it's faded as of late):
"Heals can't crit"
/flame-on
And the one I've been known to say:
"Mages need Attack power to attack better".
I had some poor mage actually pst me about this after and had him going to the point where he was about to go buy 1k worth of AP gems before I told him otherwise.
Mankirk's Wife
You must remain drunk in order to be more vigilant against reality.
"LFM 10 NAXX mount run. Pst gs or no reply! Come get your plagued proto-drake"
"What hit rating do I need to make heals stop missing, they keep missing"
or
"Where are my mages healing spells at"
or
"Why do people raid, when you can better stuff from quests... Shadowmoure comes from a quest"
And he was being serious?Seen this one not long time ago. lfm icc 25 man, goin for 4 bosses must have 5.6k gs, dbw reserved (Selling it to the highest bidder)
Thought my jaw would drop.
LMFAO
I have a character named Vince who is in the guild <Slap Chop>. I have an elaborate set of timed macros I hit that basically goes through his entire spiel from the commercials in trade. When I do it (which I try to do as infrequently as possible), I get a mix of props, hate tells/chat in trade, and people threatening to report me for spamming. Regardless of the response, I get a TON of attention.
You don't use Troll lines. You make things up on the spot.
Originally Posted by Respen