What is your weapon in the upcoming zombie war?

[Sarlon]

Two oranges.... i'm ready for some zombie asskicking

[Zeryx]

Uhm... I got a paper.. think I'm screwed now to be honest !

Why on earth do I only got ONE single paper...

*edit*

I just noticed I got a trashcan too! Then I can put the trashcan over their head and paper cut em! I'm winning this war! Right? No?...

At 3:26 in the morning, this is the funniest thing ever. Good post.

[broflmao]

My year 11 report

[saberon]

A spoon. A teaspoon, in fact. But with a long handle. filled with Nutella.



Those zombies won't know what hit 'em.

[Deleted]

A plate with a half bread left - just in case they're hungry for some white bread, and not brainz. :P

[Wupday]

I don't rely on weapons at all... if one of them motherfuckers bite, you would be damn sure i bite them back... eye for an eye fool

[susaku]

Good ol' Smth 'n Wesson revolver with their famous with a couple of boxes full of their famous .5 Magnum rounds for;.. self defence..? Has good zombie stopping power.

Yes. I actually have a safe next to my desk with that inside, for when those pesky birds make too much noise outside. It's also the reason people always knock on my door before entering.

EDIT: If I can't open the safe before the zombie war begins, I use the damn safe!

[Deleted]

Ipod headphones & an empty ps3 box. Yeah that's right, those zombies are going doooooown!

[Demonnica]

The object to your left now is your weapon in the upcoming zombie apocalypse.

My headphones.. a sock stuffed with rice (awesome to warm in the microwave and have on your shoulders) or my 1½ year old son..

[killzwitch]

Some pliers, I would systematically remove all their teeth, then let them go - no danger anymore.

Soon they would return and I would give them back their teeth one by one for sexual favours.

[Deleted]

the only object to my left is a window or a radiator, which will it be?

[Torture]

This might sound weird, but a butterfly bladed battleaxe. It was a birthday present, and whilst I'm sure it's intended to be somewhat of a display item, I can't help feeling that in the case of zombie invasion it would feel more comforting than a can of redbull and a mousemat

[Aelith]

A chair, and a fruit bowl...

[Nemrod]

If it would have been the right side I would have had a heavy beer mug. On my left the only thing I have is a deadly nailclipper.

[Destrina]

2x 1911A1, 6 Mags, 3000 rounds of JHP.

Saiga 12, 3 20 round drum mags, 1000 00 buckshot shells, 250 sabot slugs.

Civilian M4 (semi-auto), 3 mags, 2000 rounds of 5.56

22 hunting rifle and 30.06 hunting rifle. About 800ish rounds for each.

Yes, my gun safe is to my left.

[Zeroguard]

ive got a pillow, a sock and 1 WoW cataclysm expansion box next to me. yea im gonna be a survivor.

[Jademist]

Katana!!!!!!!

[Ghazter]

A crowbar.....Fate smiles upon me I see.
A shotgun would not be bad either if I could choose.

[Shuya82]

I've played every Resident Evil, Shotgun hands down -.-

oh wait I don't have that to my left....

well in that case... clothes hanger >.> /sigh

[Darthmarcus28]

To my left?

A radiator...