Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Deleted]

Granted. Did you know the new style of all undergarments is stained and ripped?

I wish for my phone charger that I left at home..

Granted, but it is now a robot that makes you its slave.

I wish for 20% more strength.

[kain1614]

Granted, but it is now a robot that makes you its slave.

I wish for 20% more strength.

Granted, you had to sacrifice 20% of your IQ, you're now legally "special"

I wish for more cowbell

[Viscoe]

Granted. Every time you hear anything, the sound becomes cowbell.

I wish this pie didn't taste bland.

[Icenine]

Granted, you sacrificed 20% of you're IQ, you're now legally "special"

I wish for more cowbell

Granted, but the newly acquired cowbells come with flesh eating mutant lizards attached to them.

I wish I was a little bit taller. Or a baller. Either or.

[Jhoff]

Granted. Every time you hear anything, the sound becomes cowbell.

I wish this pie didn't taste bland.

granted, but now it taste like brussels sprout

I wish for a lot of money

[Deleted]

Granted, but the newly acquired cowbells come with flesh eating mutant lizards attached to them.

I wish I was a little bit taller. Or a baller. Either or.

Granted, your neck is now two meters long, the rest of your body stays the same.

I wish I was studying.

[kain1614]

granted, but now it taste like brussels sprout

I wish for a lot of money

Granted, US's economy collapses, its now worth nothing.

I wish my chicken and dumplings tasted less awesome.

[Jhoff]

Granted, US's economy collapses, its now worth nothing.

I wish my chicken and dumplings tasted less awesome.

but but... I'm Danish
OT: Ignore this post and continue the game

[ztanz]

Granted, US's economy collapses, its now worth nothing.

I wish my chicken and dumplings tasted less awesome.

Everything now tastes like less awesome chicken & dumplings, you now also drop your food whenever you try to put it in your mouth.

I wish that I found some new z-brand hoodies in my local shops.

[kain1614]

Everything now tastes like less awesome chicken & dumplings, you now also drop your food whenever you try to put it in your mouth.

I wish that I found some new z-brand hoodies in my local shops.

Granted. You buy the new Z_brand hoodie to realize its a 10 cent chineese rip off, you're down $50 when you walk out the store and a sleeve unravels from one thread

I wish i could fly

[Viscoe]

Granted. You buy the new Z_brand hoodie to realize its a 10 cent chineese rip off, you're down $50 when you walk out the store and a sleeve unravels from one thread

I wish i could fly

Granted, you're now stuck in an infinite loop getting sick and collapsing on lighthouses, waiting to be saved by a gym leader

I wish my boss would get off the phone so I can talk to him

[kain1614]

Granted, you're now stuck in an infinite loop getting sick and collapsing on lighthouses, waiting to be saved by a gym leader

I wish my boss would get off the phone so I can talk to him

Granted, he just finished talking with HR, you're now jobless.

I wish i didnt get seasick from flying, and the gym leader saved me!

[Dimmak]

I wish my boss would get off the phone so I can talk to him

Granted, your boss gets up to talk to you. He says, "you're fired."

I wish for the power to walk through walls.

[kain1614]

Granted, your boss gets up to talk to you. He says, "you're fired."

I wish for the power to walk through walls.

Granted, you walk into a large body of water and drown

I wish for x-ray vision

[Viscoe]

Granted, your boss gets up to talk to you. He says, "you're fired."

I wish for the power to walk through walls.

Granted, but it also works on floors.... geronimo!

I wish for x-ray vision

Granted. You now have an acute phobia of skeletons and you can't turn the x-ray off.

I wish my icon was how worgen actually looked.

[kain1614]

I wish my icon was how worgen actually looked.

Granted, you're still not a worgen and will never be one, since you're the only person immune to curse

I wish i was a -real- vampire, like bram stoker style

[Deleted]

Granted, you're still not a worgen and will never be one, since you're the only person immune to curse

I wish i was a -real- vampire, like bram stoker style

granted, but there is Buffy so your gone

I wish My little pony, never does reruns on it shows

[Viscoe]

I wish My little pony, never does reruns on it shows

Granted, it just keeps making new episodes forever

I wish I had a better sense of humor. /cry

[Deleted]

Granted, it just keeps making new episodes forever

I wish I had a better sense of humor. /cry

(*yay*)
Granted, you are now so good at making jokes that everything you say is found hilariously humourous by all around you. However now all humour instead just makes people feel really bad and break down in tears. People now shun you because you make them all feel so bad.

I wish it was patch 4.3 already.

[Deleted]

(*yay*)
Granted, you are now so good at making jokes that everything you say is found hilariously humourous by all around you. However now all humour instead just makes people feel really bad and break down in tears. People now shun you because you make them all feel so bad.

I wish it was patch 4.3 already.

Granted, but your computer breaks down and you cannot play Wow untill next expansion

I wish for world peace