Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[4KhazModan]

Granted, but they only sell spinach flavored ice cream.

I wish I could go to the moon

Granted. But you are all alone on the moon with only the constant presence of dangerous meteors unaffected by the moons thin atmosphere.

I wish I could fly.

[Cludo]

Granted. But you are all alone on the moon with only the constant presence of dangerous meteors unaffected by the moons thin atmosphere.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, Although there is no gravity anymore so you just flop around.

I wish for a money tree.

[Deleted]

Granted, but there is a drought in Australia and the tree won't flower.

I wish I had a nice Audi RS8.

[Aethilus]

Granted, It's sentient, it's 'nice', and like most 'nice' people, it vocally bugs you incessantly both while you are and while you are not driving. You eventually beat it to death with a sledge hammer. The damage is irreparable.

I wish for a good novel.

[Deleted]

Granted, but it's written in an eldritch language that melts your eyes when you try to read it.

I wish to be able to shapeshift at will.

[Deleted]

Granted, but you can only shapeshift into a sheep or turtle.

I wish for it to be sunny and warm all year.

[dumyguy]

I wish for it to be sunny and warm all year.

Granted, but you may never step outside

I wish I were able to teleport.

[bloody251]

Granted, but you may never step outside

I wish I were able to teleport.

Granted but you can only teleport to sun.

I wish I knew everything in the universe.

[Mike-N-Ike]

Granted, but it becomes too much and you go mad.

I wish I could meet Lady Palutena (Kid Icarus)

Granted, but it is the only person you will ever get to see again..ever. Also you can't talk.

I wish I could go to the lake right now and shapeshift into a fish, and be able to shapeshift in and out as much as I want :P

[Thyranne]

Granted, but it is the only person you will ever get to see again..ever. Also you can't talk.

I wish I could go to the lake right now and shapeshift into a fish, and be able to shapeshift in and out as much as I want :P

Granted but when you shapeshifted into a fish a bird appeared and ate you.

I wish I could explode stuffs with my mind.

[Cludo]

Granted, You now have an annoying ringing in your ears so the music sounds terrible.

I wish i had perfect eyesight

[Adam Jensen]

Granted, You now have an annoying ringing in your ears so the music sounds terrible.

I wish i had perfect eyesight

Granted, but your eyelids are sewn shut.

I wish I was seven inches taller.

[Thyranne]

Granted, but your eyelids are sewn shut.

I wish I was seven inches taller.

Granted but everything/everybody (except you) is now 100 times bigger/taller.

I wish I was rich.

[Loaf]

Granted, except you had your name legally changed to Rich.

I wish I could just live as I have been living

[Skippy88]

Granted but everyone else in the world becomes a million dollar richer leading you to spend the rest of your life in envy.

I wish next week's TV season finales will be awesome.

[Thyranne]

Granted but everyone else in the world becomes a million dollar richer leading you to spend the rest of your life in envy.

I wish next week's TV season finales will be awesome.

Granted but all TVs and computers in the world stopped working.

I wish I was able to speak all languages that haves ever existed.

[Ricen]

Granted, but you can only say this phrase ... "Put it in here please" in all languages.

I wish i had mechanical arms.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but you have no control over them, and whoever does, tends to make you punch people insanely hard, in the face, at random.

I wish I had extensive skills in working with metal and leather.

[Thyranne]

Granted, but you have no control over them, and whoever does, tends to make you punch people insanely hard, in the face, at random.

I wish I had extensive skills in working with metal and leather.

Granted. Your character now has 525 blacksmith and 525 leatherwork.

I wish I had a wish.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but your wish isn't a wish, it's a fish. (Also, I don't play wow.)

I wish the person below me gets their wish without it being corrupted.