Granted. Everyone knows IceBearGod, but it turns out I just had a cold so I got over it eventually leaving a puddle of Iced in my cave to clean itself up.
I wish my new backpack was bigger so I could actually fit stuff inside of it.
Granted. Everyone knows IceBearGod, but it turns out I just had a cold so I got over it eventually leaving a puddle of Iced in my cave to clean itself up.
I wish my new backpack was bigger so I could actually fit stuff inside of it.
Granted, but it's now so big, it takes 500000000000000000000000 years just to move the zipper 1% of the way.
I wish I knew what to wish for.
Granted, Mynta now knows how to only speak and write japanese without problems but now her mint-army can't understand a word shes saying since she can only speak Japanese
I wish Icedwarrior became a fairy
Granted, you are now very attractive to everyone but unfortuntly even animals and guys are trying to get you.
I wish BearGod was reanimated Edo-tensei style then killed off the user so he could be immortal!
Granted, but he will be Immortal No More when a 40 man raid visits him. (Although your wish didn't even make sense to me - make more "universal" wishes :P)
I wish I was a 1500 old vampire.
Granted, you now have a satellite radio but NASA sues you for stealing theirs so now you have to pay off a debt on 500m dollars
I wish everyone were zombies
Granted but since necrophilia is still illegal no one gets laid and everyone becomes grumpy and angry from the sexual deprivation.
I wish Daryl Dixon would save us from hell that is Lindsey Lohan.
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Monsem - Shadow Priest / Halimath - Prot Paladin / Groundchuk - Elemental Shaman
Granted, Daryl Dixon saved everyone from the Lindsey Lohan threat but you were the only victim and now you your brain is destroyed since you managed to watch her for 2seconds...atleast you are alive, that's what counts
I wish that the next person corrupts my wish by mixing Swedish and English
Granted but uer reeding dis and tawking lyke dee Sweeedish shef, bork bork bork! (no one understand a damn word you're saying and beats you into a coma out of sheer frustration)
I wish the Swedish Chef would kick Kermit's ass for once with his spoons.
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Monsem - Shadow Priest / Halimath - Prot Paladin / Groundchuk - Elemental Shaman
Granted, the Swedish chef turns himself into a viking and rips Kermit apart and starts doing some delicious cuisine with Kermits body-parts
I wish I was on a boat
Granted, but you have no friends and are forced to solo queue for everything.
I wish I could find something to do... =(
Master of Things to DO
you found it, but now you can't stop doing it and cannot do anything else.
Let's be absurd here...
I wish I could be a robotic dinosaur...
Granted but you fail to specify what kind of robotic dinosaur and you are now a robotic version of the Nemicolopterus and since you're the smallest around you live in constant fear of the Robotic Tyrannasaurus Rex.
I wish I could figure out how the hell my wife thinks just a quarter of the time.
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Monsem - Shadow Priest / Halimath - Prot Paladin / Groundchuk - Elemental Shaman
Granted you figure out what the other 75% of the time she is actually thinking about:
25% - Thinks about how she wishes she never met you
10% - Thinks about her native Alien planet and all the friends she left behind.
15% - Thinks of eating the cat
25% - Thinks of how hot Justin Bieber is.
I wish for nothing!
Granted, you got nothing not even any friends,money or a house you now have nowhere to go
I wish i had a neverending supply of beer next to me