Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[icedwarrior]

Granted, it's the power to smell whatever your avatar smells (Akshak's farts).

I wish I wasn't sunburned. And would be immune to all sunburns and their health problems.

[Wayne25uk]

Granted your immune,but you had skin cancer right before you asked for this wish so now its untreatable due to your new defences against it.

I wish i had mo money for mo problems.

[Straamibuu]

Granted, however the money is chocolate money and you're instantly teleported to the Arizona desert with nothing to prevent them from melting.

I wish rogues CLOS would self blind themselves for the duration (giving them 100% miss chance)

[Akshak]

Granted but it backfires every so often making you cluck like a chicken and break stealth right in a pack of a large # of mobs causing your raid to wipe and subsequently rage on you.

I wish people would keep their wishes out of game and in the fantasy world I've grant super powers in.

[BearGod-Siel]

Granted. But I made a wish to cancel your superpower...see!?

I wish you didn't have superpowers and instead you had not-so-super powers like meg

[Deleted]

Granted, Akshak now has a useless superpower like Meg, but what superpower it is unknown since Akshak is to embaressed to show it to anyone.

I wish i had the awesome superpower to make it rain above peoples head even if they had an umbrella they would still get wet

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but whenever you do it, the rain comes from inside of you, instantly dehydrating you.

I wish I had three and a half cupcakes.

[Zeroguard]

Granted, just remember you are deathly allergic to any form of baked good.

I wish I could send my consciousness through time to re-live past events, alter the future or bring back information from the future.

[Akshak]

Granted but you're unable to specify which past event you wish to view and end up stuck in a time loop at a Miley Cyrus/Jonas Brothers/One Direction concert stuck in the middle of a pack of 11 and 12 year old girls screaming so high neighborhood dogs are intentionally running out into traffic.

I wish all new challengers to this Game would get a complimentary mauling by BearGod and cupcake shoved in their ear by Mynta.

[Deleted]

Granted, all the new guys get past this ritual made by you Akshak but unfortunatly one of the new guys point out that you are a new guy which gives you a complimentary mauling and cupcakes shoved into your ears.

I wish i could join in and do something to Akshak aswell like throwing pizzas or hamburgers at him

[Deleted]

Granted, all the new guys get past this ritual made by you Akshak but unfortunatly one of the new guys point out that you are a new guy which gives you a complimentary mauling and cupcakes shoved into your ears.

I wish i could join in and do something to Akshak aswell like throwing pizzas or hamburgers at him

Granted. you throw a pizza slice at him, but a heavy gust of wind blows it back, in your mouth and down your windpipe. you choke to death on the slice.

I wish David Cameron would realize how silly the idea of banning ALL porn is.

[Akshak]

Granted but just to amuse himself he allows pornographic pictures of My Little Pony and Starbright to compensate your needs.

I wish Binkamus wasn't so mean to me by trying to waste such delicious pizza and burgers being thrown at me. I'm fragile dammit!

[Wayne25uk]

Granted,he's now mega nice,and instead of throwing food at you he now melts them and drapes the juices over your naked buttocks,btw you're tied to his bed.

I wish for Brennan to know the real reason david cameron is banning porn is due to his sex tape getting out with his wife and cherrie blair.

[Deleted]

Wait what? tied to my bed how the he..

Granted, Mr. Cameron sent him he real reason by mail including a vid of Cameron and his wife cosplaying MLP while roleplaying lore chars in WoW and that severly scars Brennan to the point of wanted to microwave his own brain.

I wish i could share my grilled T-bone steak with fries with Akshak now that he apparently is at my place

[Blueobelisk]

Granted, but he chokes on the T-Bone and sues you and you don't have enough to pay him so you go to jail and hammer rocks as manual labor for the rest of your life.

Btw Ashak has a worse hole in his throat then the people in those "don't smoke" commercials do, now.

I wish everyone would clear space for the return of the obelisk.

[Deleted]

Granted, but he chokes on the T-Bone and sues you and you don't have enough to pay him so you go to jail and hammer rocks as manual labor for the rest of your life.

Btw Ashak has a worse hole in his throat then the people in those "don't smoke" commercials do, now.

I wish everyone would clear space for the return of the obelisk.

granted. The space they cleared was your house. enjoy being homeless! BTW, I missed you... prepare your wishbone

I wish the actual temperatures for the next 3 weeks in Belgium are 10°C lower than the currently predicted temperature (28-33°C).

[Deleted]

Granted, it's now 10degrees chillier but since you didn't specify it to hold at that it kept going down and we now have an iceage due to the reckless wish made by T. Brennan.

I wish Temperance Brennan had an angry mob made out of eskimos hunt him down and impale him with harpoons since it's now an iceage

[Blueobelisk]

Who the fuck is this Temperance Brennan guy lol.

Granted, the eskimos hunt him down and impale him but they accidentally harpoon a whale also since their harpoons are designed to hunt whales (hey, just because it's an ice age doesn't mean it isn't the 21rst fucking century). So now there's a Temperance Brennan and a half alive whale stuck on a harpoon, but this harpoon has GPS (again, it's the 21rst century) so the GPS leads the whale over to your igloo and you get stuck in there and get frostbite and die.

I wish Binkamus Prime had the power to make the best possible decisions at all times.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but he only gets it by stealing it from you. You now make terrible decisions at all times.

I wish I had $2,582.

[Adam Jensen]

Granted, but he only gets it by stealing it from you. You now make terrible decisions at all times.

I wish I had $2,582.

Granted. You have 258,200 pennies.

I wish I had a pet squid.