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    Granted but it's bacon made from your pet dog

    I wish I wasn't sick anymore -.-



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    Granted but your body still hasn't fully recovered so you become sick again

    I wish I had more cereal

    I'd give you an inch, you'd take me a mile, your tail wagging happily all the while.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Worgenite View Post
    Granted but your body still hasn't fully recovered so you become sick again

    I wish I had more cereal
    granted, but it is raisin bran. X( and you're out of milk! ooOOooOOOh!

    I wish I had midas' touch of turn-stuff-into-gold!
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    Having the authority to do a thing doesn't make it just, moral, or even correct.

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    Granted but you start playing with yourself and turn your privates into gold

    I wish I had some milk for my raisin bran

    I'd give you an inch, you'd take me a mile, your tail wagging happily all the while.

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    Granted, however the milk expired in 1996

    I wish I could find more diamond ores in Minecraft.

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    Granted but the diamonds are actually viruses and they kill your pc, anything is possible when you use old spice

    I wish I had fresh milk for my raisin bran cereal

    I'd give you an inch, you'd take me a mile, your tail wagging happily all the while.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Worgenite View Post
    Granted but the diamonds are actually viruses and they kill your pc, anything is possible when you use old spice

    I wish I had fresh milk for my raisin bran cereal
    Granted, you had fresh milk, until your dog decided to pee in it.

    I wish the next post won't corrupt this wish
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    ***ignore this one for wishing***

    well played vasti....well played....

    I'd give you an inch, you'd take me a mile, your tail wagging happily all the while.

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    Granted, but this post will corrupt your wish since Worgenite took the non corrupting wish post. You catch on fire and fall into a salt field.

    I wish that Jersey Shore was never even considered for a tv show.

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    Granted but instead we got Cali Shore which is 1000000x worse

    I wish I could just some damn cereal :P

    I'd give you an inch, you'd take me a mile, your tail wagging happily all the while.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Worgenite View Post
    Granted but instead we got Cali Shore which is 1000000x worse

    I wish I could just some damn cereal :P
    (Joust can also be spelled as Just)
    You find a challenger, but the bowl has trouble balancing on the horse, so he forfeits you can't accept such an easy victory. And become depressed because you're also a drama-queen.

    I wish I could just have a bowl of cereal

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cptmyname View Post
    (Joust can also be spelled as Just)
    You find a challenger, but the bowl has trouble balancing on the horse, so he forfeits you can't accept such an easy victory. And become depressed because you're also a drama-queen.

    I wish I could just have a bowl of cereal
    Granted. However someone at the factory where the cereal was made had HIV and sneezed on it and you contracted HIV.


    Added later cause I derped I wish I had an Iron man suit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Worgenite View Post
    Granted but instead we got Cali Shore which is 1000000x worse

    I wish I could just some damn cereal :P
    It is okay, I live in California and I have the power to intervene. I will take the fall to save future generations!
    Last edited by ReaverGX; 2011-09-04 at 08:07 AM. Reason: Forgot to add my wish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by reavergx View Post
    granted. However someone at the factory where the cereal was made had hiv and sneezed on it and you contracted hiv.

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    it is okay, i live in california and i have the power to intervene. I will take the fall to save future generations!
    i got your back dude!!

    *california highfive*



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    Quote Originally Posted by ReaverGX View Post
    Granted. However someone at the factory where the cereal was made had HIV and sneezed on it and you contracted HIV.


    Added later cause I derped I wish I had an Iron man suit.

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    It is okay, I live in California and I have the power to intervene. I will take the fall to save future generations!
    Granted, but everyone has a much more advanced suit and your breaks down.

    I wish no one posted in this topic anymore.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vasti View Post
    Granted, but everyone has a much more advanced suit and your breaks down.

    I wish no one posted in this topic anymore.
    Granted, but then I posted, thus creating a paradox which sucks you up and splits you into a million pieces.

    I wish Metallica would play in my home town :>

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    Granted but then a riot forms of people that hate Metallica and they get killed and everyone lives happily ever after

    I wish I had some toast

    I'd give you an inch, you'd take me a mile, your tail wagging happily all the while.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Worgenite View Post
    Granted but then a riot forms of people that hate Metallica and they get killed and everyone lives happily ever after

    I wish I had some toast
    granted, but the toast eats you for breakfast

    I wish for a thousand more wishes!
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    Granted, but you end up in an accident before you can use any that puts you in a vegetable state.

    I wish I hadn't lost my wallet >.>

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    Granted but everything inside is lost

    I wish I had enough money to get some games

    I'd give you an inch, you'd take me a mile, your tail wagging happily all the while.

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    Granted but it's counterfeit money, so after you get your games you get thrown in jail :P

    I wish that I had more wishes



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