Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[banur]

I wish for a unicorn.

Granted, but it is pink and invisible.

I wish for a wish to corrupt. :\

[yeast]

Granted, but it is pink and invisible.

I wish for a wish to corrupt. :\

Granted, but it isn't your wish

I wish I could make it rain with my mind

[Shadowspawn115]

Granted, but it isn't your wish

I wish I could make it rain with my mind

Granted. But the rain comes with lightning and it's only in a cloud dirrectly over your head.

I wish for nothing.

[Williee]

Granted... but your regret for not wishing for something awesome... makes you go insane pondering on the infinite amount of possible outcomes

I wish for for more wishes

[Deleted]

Granted, but before you can post your wishes, your ISP goes bankrupt and shuts down.

I wish I knew how to play a viola

Granted, but it is now the only thing you can do, and you're doomed to do it 'till the end of time. You'll die, of course, but that won't stop you from playing.

I wish for pancakes.

[Loaf]

granted, but he loses his epic voice(I'm assuming you mean Morgan Freeman, if not, then he becomes a midget)

I wish for >9000

[Waalt]

Granted, but due to inflation in anything numerically measurable the relative value will be <9000

I wish for a date with the Olsen-twins

[Deleted]

Granted, but due to inflation in anything numerically measurable the relative value will be <9000

I wish for a date with the Olsen-twins

Granted, but due to a horrible accident both girls turned into men.

I wish my computer is always a high end spec.

[Deleted]

Granted, but it blows up every time you press the power button

I wish it wasn't so cold in here

[Loaf]

granted, it's now 125 degrees F in your room

I wish for _______

[Deleted]

Granted, but the ambiguity of your wish causes you to never know if it really happened or not

I wish for Skyrim.

[wariofan1]

Granted, but since I know where you live, I come over and steal it from you before you get a chance to play it

I wish I had more than three games on my console.

Granted, but I destroy your console. Happy gaming.

I wish I wasn't made of flesh.

[Kibbles]

Granted, but I destroy your console. Happy gaming.

I wish I wasn't made of flesh.

Granted, but you're now made of taffy and all the children are trying to eat you.

I wish my guild could kill H Rag.

[Shadowbane]

Granted, but you're now made of taffy and all the children are trying to eat you.

I wish my guild could kill H Rag.

Granted, but Blizzard then release Even Hard-er mode raid difficiulty.

I wish I couldn't die.

[Razecog]

Granted, but you were not there for the kill and the guild disbanded 1 day after.

I wish for Baot-is.

[Deleted]

I wish I couldn't die.

Granted, but your body is ripped to pieces, and you're unable to move until someone pieces you together. You can only think about your endless life as a decapitated head.

I wish for this thread to die.

[Loaf]

granted, but then it's brought back to life

I wish a pogo stick

[Deleted]

Granted, but you jump too high, and the pogo stick explodes.

I wish i had a life.

[Fiercon]

Granted but as soon as the RL gamemasters realize that some deluded parents named their kid "funktech" and you have your lifeaccount banned.

I wish I could play all day and get paid for it

[Loaf]

granted, but you get 1 penny a day

I wish for donuts