Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[palladish]

Granted, but your the only one left.
I wish that I never need to sleep.

granted but your body still gets weak and you suffer from insomnia and eventually go insane

I wish for more wishes

[FinalDestonaion]

granted but your body still gets weak and you suffer from insomnia and eventually go insane

I wish for more wishes

Granted, but your wishes expire in one second.

I wish i knew about this topic earlier

[palladish]

Granted, but your wishes expire in one second.

I wish i knew about this topic earlier

granted but it's the only thread you can ever view ever again

I wish I could control the elements

[Exauras]

granted but it's the only thread you can ever view ever again

I wish I could control the elements

Granted, but you get killed when they combine into Captain Planet.

I wish for the clocks to be rolled back an hour everyday.

[FinalDestonaion]

Granted, but you get killed when they combine into Captain Planet.

I wish for the clocks to be rolled back an hour everyday.

Granted, but the clocks roll back so far that you go into BC time and get eaten by a dinosaur

I wish I had no wish.

[Loaf]

granted, but you also have no brain

I wish for a can of pineapple slices

[FinalDestonaion]

granted, but you also have no brain

I wish for a can of pineapple slices

Granted, but the pineapple slices are face eating demons.

I wish I could wish for what cannot be wished for like what I can wish but it should not be wished for.

[Deleted]

Granted, but the pineapple slices are face eating demons.

I wish I could wish for what cannot be wished for like what I can wish but it should not be wished for.

Granted, but you go insane trying to work out what your wish is or isn't.

I wish for a better computer.

[Loaf]

granted, but it stops working and you can't fix it

I wish for a puppy

[FinalDestonaion]

granted, but it stops working and you can't fix it

I wish for a puppy

Granted, but your puppy is also a face eating demon. You're having bad luck with face eating demons.

I wish I could think of something to wish for.

[Xosimos]

Granted, but you wish for face eating demons.

I wish I knew what I would do for a Klondike bar.

[Deleted]

Granted, but you wish for face eating demons.

I wish I knew what I would do for a Klondike bar.

Well, now you do, but you are so terrified of yourself, that you wish to forget it again



I wish to have Skyrim already

[Deleted]

Granted, now you do, but you just got eaten by a dragon X_X

I wish i had time for WoW

[rcshaggy]

Granted, but your time for WoW has expired.

I wish I had a million dollars to live life and then die peacefully.

[roboscorcher]

Granted, now you do, but you just got eaten by a dragon X_X

I wish i had time for WoW

All the time in the world to go to Pandaland.

[Ctrlend]

Granted, but your time for WoW has expired.

I wish I had a million dollars to live life and then die peacefully.

Granted, but the million dollars is paid in pennies, you live in a bubble, and the next fad is dying horrifically.

I wish Antonio Banderas was my butler

[Loaf]

granted, but he has to leave to make a movie and you never see him again

I wish for a face eating demon

[FinalDestonaion]

Granted, but the million dollars is paid in pennies, you live in a bubble, and the next fad is dying horrifically.

I wish Antonio Banderas was my butler

Granted, but he dies in a tragic baking accident 5 minutes later.

I wish I was a Purple Pedophile Dinosaur whose name is Yenrab.

[rcshaggy]

Granted, but the police arrested you a few days after.

I wish I had a time machine to get the Mists of Pandaria Expansion.

[Loaf]

granted, but it sent you to Back to the Future's 2015


I wish for a face eating demon