Granted. You can make any man you see fall in love with you.
I wish Melo wins MVP tonight. (Basketball all star game.)
Granted, but you no longer get Cesear Chavez Day off.
I wish I could instantly learn new languages.
That's not much of a corruption, and you never said I couldn't type in the new ones! ;D
@Iced
Granted, but aliens invade and turn Valve and anyone who likes TF2 into bananas, which they then give to their pet monkeys.
I wish healthy food was cheaper than unhealthy food.
Granted, but now Netflix is a hundred bucks a month.
I wish the creators of Criminal Minds would keep making new episodes.
Granted. Anyone who reads your post knows them now, which makes them more well known than before.
Btw I googled it and I was hoping to find something similar to a story like in Texas Chainsaw Massacre, but "Birthday Massacre" is just some fucking band. You disappoint me Holidae.
I wish I didn't have to pay a subscription to play WoW, it was free. Just for me.
granted, however, every month, every single person on your server gets transfered for free to another server, except for you. you will be left behind on the empty server unless you pay a character transfer.
I wish i didn't have this sudden craving for gay porn anymore.
Granted but i have a confession to all the mods,icewarrior once sent me indecent photos of himself and abused me on multiple threads,please infract him
I wish i was a better liar...
Granted. Your trip now takes only 10 minutes. When you arrive at the job interview, you were just told as you arrive that the person that was going to interview you had an accident and wouldn't be able to interview you for over a week.
I wish I knew what to wish, really, I'm out of ideas.
Granted. Some kids start playing baseball in front of your house now and their ball is constantly landing in your yard and hitting your car and house.
I wish Majad could stick to an avatar or signature.
Granted, but you go blind and never get to see it.
I wish for a regular sleep schedule
Granted. However you are in prison. You sleep 23 hours a day now. You only get to sleep in you're tiny cell.
I wish I became a God