Granted.
George RR Martin decides to kill all the characters all at once by some sort cataclysm in his current book and starts pressing wild flowers.
I wish i had a revolver for russian roulette and kill myself with a spoon.
Granted, by "finishing" his books, all characters die in a universal cataclysmic event, causing the universe within the book series to be utterly desecrated and destroyed, causing the t.v show to catch up, and end up with the same fate.
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Damn you,
Granted, but you end up dying by a fork to the head instead.
I wish for no wish!
Shath'mag vwyq shu et'agthu, Shath'mag sshk ye! Krz'ek fhn'z agash zz maqdahl or'kaaxth'ma amqa!
The Black Empire once ruled this pitiful world, and it will do so again! Your pitiful kind will know only despair and sorrow for a hundred thousand millennia to come!
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Granted, you wish you hadn't.
I wish i had a pencil.
9 out of 10 people agree that in a room full of 10 people one person will always disagree with the other 9.
Shath'mag vwyq shu et'agthu, Shath'mag sshk ye! Krz'ek fhn'z agash zz maqdahl or'kaaxth'ma amqa!
The Black Empire once ruled this pitiful world, and it will do so again! Your pitiful kind will know only despair and sorrow for a hundred thousand millennia to come!
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Granted, You are now the Crowfather. However all of your children will be human-crow hybrids. But not in a cool kind. More like bald crow foetus. they can't talk or walk either.
I wish to be able to have any social skills.
Shath'mag vwyq shu et'agthu, Shath'mag sshk ye! Krz'ek fhn'z agash zz maqdahl or'kaaxth'ma amqa!
The Black Empire once ruled this pitiful world, and it will do so again! Your pitiful kind will know only despair and sorrow for a hundred thousand millennia to come!
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Shath'mag vwyq shu et'agthu, Shath'mag sshk ye! Krz'ek fhn'z agash zz maqdahl or'kaaxth'ma amqa!
The Black Empire once ruled this pitiful world, and it will do so again! Your pitiful kind will know only despair and sorrow for a hundred thousand millennia to come!
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Granted, but you have no internet connection at your house.
I wish I knew how to take things apart and put them back together. Like a doctor. In a surgery room.
Shath'mag vwyq shu et'agthu, Shath'mag sshk ye! Krz'ek fhn'z agash zz maqdahl or'kaaxth'ma amqa!
The Black Empire once ruled this pitiful world, and it will do so again! Your pitiful kind will know only despair and sorrow for a hundred thousand millennia to come!
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Granted, and Super Mario 65 is better than Super Mario 64. They continue coming out with Mario games until it becomes Super Mario 86, at which point the games become worse than ever.
I wish someone would explain the joke in what I just said.
Granted, everyone can now think for themselves but they still mindless give money to random kickstarters
I wish I had a muffin, a muffin with untold power...
Granted, you have a muffin top. Which I think means you're fat. It has untold power to destroy bathrooms after eating certain good.
I wish we had high intelligent people browsing MMO-C.