Granted, but you get ostrich wings.
I wish I could summon perfectly made steak at will.
Granted, but you get ostrich wings.
I wish I could summon perfectly made steak at will.
Granted, but summoning a steak will remove a random part of your body.
I wish I had an endless stack of Redbull
He is the life of guilds he has never joined.
He once had a noobish moment- just to see what it felt like.
If he were to beat you in a duel, you would have to fight the strong urge to thank him.
The Lunar Elders have a holiday in which they honor him.
He can speak Darnassian. In Orcish.
He is: The Most Interesting Man in the World of Warcraft.
Grated, but it only takes premium 98 fuel/.
I wish for all league skins to be free!
CPU: i7 3930k@4.4 Mobo: Rampage IV X79 RAM: 32GB Ripjaw @ 1600Mhz GPU: EVGA 780ti SC SSD: 128GB M4
Granted,but because you wanted express delivery the charge is £1,000,000.
I wish i was poor,ugly and hung like a field mouse.
granted but you have to work christmas day.
I wish I had bigger boobs
Granted, but ever man in the world turns gay..............and the world's supply of lesbians suddenly vanished!
I wish I had a fluffy bunny that would love me forever.
Granted, it continues to live for another week before it dies yet again.
I wish everything within the universe was upside down.
Granted, but she only puts out for other people, and is so well known, there's a four mile line to have sex with her.
I wish I knew what to wish for.
Granted but, now everyone else knows your wish, and you are so ashamed.
I wish for the zombie apocalypse so that I can go mad in the streets with a katana.
Granted, but the katana is well over 600 years old, and poorly taken care of, so it breaks when you swing at the first zombie, miss and hit a pole, and a shard stabs you in the eye.
I wish for a winning lottery ticket, for the next 300 million USD jackpot, and that the lotto ticket has my name, and current, upto date information filled out on the back of it.
Granted, you now have an infinite supply of pennies. All non-government run stores are able to refuse you any form of service, and you can never buy anything you need.
I wish I had perfect eyesight.
Granted, now you can't help but notice all the uglyness in the world.
I wish I was lucky.