Granted, but a alpaca chews all your electricity wiring.
I wish I had a icedwarrior potato!
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Granted, but iced is now overly attached GF, has the creepy eyes which never blink when you make love, and peer into your soul
i wish i had an endless supply of mini oreos
damn, i get in these a bit late
Granted, however, its not the phonecall you were hoping, nor the FAA you want
I see Stupid people!
Granted, are condemned to eat only mini oreos and remain forever parched!
I wish I had a pet ferret!
Granted, but the ferret looses his two front legs in a fight with a snake.
I wish I was a world famous movie star.
Granted, But it grows at an inch per hour
I wish I could get some work done today
Granted Van McCoy comes around to your house with condoms and lube because apparently you wanted to "do" him.
I wish people would believe me when i tell them my brother works for Rockstar Leeds and is working on GTA 5 atm and i have seen secret stuff about it.
(It's true btw but apparently im not allowed to have a famous bro making a great game o.O i dont understand the logic but hey at least i get to play it before the rest of the world :P)
Granted, but every time you spend one penny of it, you loose a minute of your life.
I wish I could watch movies and shows from the future.
Granted but in the future someone apparently still lets Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and the Olsen twins make movies.
I wish Monday would just crawl into a gutter and die.
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Granted, but after Monday died Monday's fluids leaked into the water supply, thus contaminating it with 'the Mondays'. Soon your community gets an outbreak of 'the Mondays' and eventually it spreads across the continent and the world. Everyone now has a case of the Mondays and it lasts longer than just on Mondays.
I wish everyone enjoyed the same type of music, there would be less issues.