Granted, but they're awfully boring wishes and you get no fun corrupting them so stop coming here to post.
I wish Mynta would draw a Belf avatar for Sema (which was her wish originally) and thinks up a good way to make her pay for it AND she HAS to use it.
Granted, but he's come into town bearing antibiotic-resistant plague.
I wish for a pie.
Granted, but the hot tub has been used thoroughly and hasn't been cleaned.
I wish for the British to have good food.
Granted! You now have a mountain of pennies. In other news, the government has declared that pennies are too low in value to remain as currency, and all pennies are instantly useless.
I wish I had a baby griffon.
Granted. It ended for 11 minutes before being resurrected.
I wish my work would be invaded by puppies and kittens.
[22:14] <+Lia> And why is Ruken molesting trees?
[22:14] <@Rukentuts> Because they give me wood.
[22:14] <+Lia> ...
[22:14] <+Lia> worst pun ever
[22:15] * Rukentuts boughs.
Granted, but they're feral, have rabies, and a taste for blood. They eat all of your coworkers.
I wish I was a millionaire.
Granted, in monopoly.
I wish Chelsea win tonight and get my fantasy football team good points.
Granted but he's angry about being cold and painted red, and he takes it out on you.
I wish for someone to come do my job for me while I continue to collect the paychecks
[22:14] <+Lia> And why is Ruken molesting trees?
[22:14] <@Rukentuts> Because they give me wood.
[22:14] <+Lia> ...
[22:14] <+Lia> worst pun ever
[22:15] * Rukentuts boughs.
Granted. It's half the amount you were expecting to get because of some new tax.
I wish I didn't have to do a public presentation at some physics convention,
Granted, but the definition of "fun" is provided by a buddhist monk.
I wish I had grades good enough for medical school