1. #10161
    Quote Originally Posted by 3DTyrant View Post

    I wish RNG was on my side
    Granted, now you get two greens instead of just one. And a whole 3 extra gold.

    Quote Originally Posted by Qwertuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm View Post
    Granted, but he brakes into your house, steals your cookies and gives you no gifts

    I wish for no nut November to end
    Granted. It'll end in 27 days, and be replaced by disappearing dick December.

    I wish we were spacefaring and I had my own bad ass spaceship. I want to get the fuck off this planet right about now.
    Last edited by King Candy; 2018-11-04 at 02:05 AM.
    9 out of 10 people agree that in a room full of 10 people one person will always disagree with the other 9.

  2. #10162
    Quote Originally Posted by King Candy View Post
    I wish we were spacefaring and I had my own bad ass spaceship. I want to get the fuck off this planet right about now.
    Granted, but you are a space janitor whose spaceship is a trash ship that smells like ass.

    I wish that I could have more hours in the day to play Red Dead Redemption 2.

  3. #10163
    The Lightbringer 3DTyrant's Avatar
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    Granted, there are now 30 hours in a day, however within them 6 extra hours the earth sends out a mysterious EMP, making all tech useless for that 6 hour period.

    I wish for better nights of sleep.
    Shath'mag vwyq shu et'agthu, Shath'mag sshk ye! Krz'ek fhn'z agash zz maqdahl or'kaaxth'ma amqa!
    The Black Empire once ruled this pitiful world, and it will do so again! Your pitiful kind will know only despair and sorrow for a hundred thousand millennia to come!

  4. #10164
    Quote Originally Posted by 3DTyrant View Post
    Granted, there are now 30 hours in a day, however within them 6 extra hours the earth sends out a mysterious EMP, making all tech useless for that 6 hour period.

    I wish for better nights of sleep.
    Granted. You now sleep with the fishes.

    I wish my heat worked. It's cold. Too cold.
    9 out of 10 people agree that in a room full of 10 people one person will always disagree with the other 9.

  5. #10165
    Granted, but your heat only works during the summer.

    I wish I didn't have to work so much

  6. #10166
    Quote Originally Posted by Jack of no trades View Post
    Granted, but your heat only works during the summer.

    I wish I didn't have to work so much
    Granted...however you lose most of your net income and your model wife leaves you for the hot new pool boy that you hired last week!

    I wish for a bigger apartment instead of a one room.
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  7. #10167
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    Quote Originally Posted by Muajin76 View Post
    Granted...however you lose most of your net income and your model wife leaves you for the hot new pool boy that you hired last week!

    I wish for a bigger apartment instead of a one room.
    Granted, but you're a hoarder and all space is now occupied by trash, junk, and crap.

    I wish I had more wishes?
    Last edited by Felmourn; 2019-01-11 at 06:34 PM.
    If you take the wings off of a fly, is it a walk?

  8. #10168
    Granted, but that alters the structure of the wishing system, rendering the wishes useless

    I wish to be immortal.

  9. #10169
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    Quote Originally Posted by TwoDicks View Post
    Granted, but that alters the structure of the wishing system, rendering the wishes useless

    I wish to be immortal.
    Granted, but the sheer force of such a great wish makes your hands rot off.

    I wish I had $10 000 000 in the bank.

  10. #10170
    Quote Originally Posted by Prawnapple View Post
    Granted, but the sheer force of such a great wish makes your hands rot off.

    I wish I had $10 000 000 in the bank.
    Granted, but every time $100 is used your life shortens by a year.

    I wish I was perfectly fit and healthy.

  11. #10171
    Quote Originally Posted by Cheesebro121 View Post
    Granted, but every time $100 is used your life shortens by a year.

    I wish I was perfectly fit and healthy.
    Granted, but you get a brain aneurysm.

    I wish for all of humanity to die except me(edgy I know)

  12. #10172
    Quote Originally Posted by TwoDicks View Post
    Granted, but you get a brain aneurysm.

    I wish for all of humanity to die except me(edgy I know)
    Granted, but you will be transformed into an animal and forced to live amongst animals. They will treat you just like the humans did.

    I wish I will never die.

  13. #10173
    Quote Originally Posted by Anonim23 View Post
    Granted, but you will be transformed into an animal and forced to live amongst animals. They will treat you just like the humans did.

    I wish I will never die.
    Granted, Time has ended and you still excist in a timeless bubble.


    I wish for pie.
    ''With this attack, we have no choice but to protect our kind by unleashing our almighty weapon upon them. Summoning the Apocalypse'' - Stellaris Apocalypse trailer.

  14. #10174
    Quote Originally Posted by Fuiking View Post
    Granted, Time has ended and you still excist in a timeless bubble.


    I wish for pie.
    Granted. You get featured in a pie in the face prank video on youtube. They will make a meme of you getting pied in the face.

    I wish for an invincible army that I will conquer the world with.

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