Granted, you get your box of cheez-its, but they are 2 years old and taste like rocks.
I wish minecraft was free
Granted, you will now only see "no instance servers are available".
I wish I had a cookie.
Reality hits like a baseball bat, duck-taped to a bus on top of a truck ... thats moving very fast!
Granted. However, after installing the collector's edition you discover the man who sold it you is in fact Chinese, and you now have a keylogger on your computer.
I wish I could raid this Christmas season in Australia instead of Canada.
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omg i wish i didnt post my reply less than 1 minute after someone else did and also that i wasnt too lazy to delete or change mine :P
granted, but now the rewards are level 80 blues.
I wish i could get mining as a third profession to level up BSing and JCing.
Granted, but you are loved by a 1-ton silverback gorilla.
I wish my guild was ready to raid.
Granted! But your cell phone falls in the toilet!
I wish 4pm would come faster!