Funny Pictures/Jokes Megathread

[Nerph-]

So my result:

70% - Most Likely Alive.

mp5, sleeping bags and pillows, dream girl (fuck yeah!), car, thick skull.

My number was 7712.

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90% - Shotgun, Riot Armor, Girl Scout, ATV, Thick Skull. (1043)

[Deleted]

My number is 8497.

M1911, sleeping bags and pillows(close lol), Hoochie Mama(fuck yeah), skateboards(I don't know how to use that. T.T), spitting(ew)

30% survival chance. I'm most likely dead. xd

[Archangel Tyrael]

So my result:

70% - Most Likely Alive.

mp5, sleeping bags and pillows, dream girl (fuck yeah!), car, thick skull.

My number was 7712.

well, if we are to judge by movies (yeah I just said that ), then pretty girls are usually just a nuisance

USUALLY.

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My number is 8497.

M1911, sleeping bags and pillows(close lol), Hoochie Mama(fuck yeah), skateboards(I don't know how to use that. T.T), spitting(ew)

30% survival chance. I'm most likely dead. xd

I honestly think spitting zombies are worse than runners.

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damn you Tyrael for posting that zombie pic, you've hijaked the thread!

[Deleted]

damn you Yrael for posting that zombie pic, you've hijaked the thread!

Post your results. I want to see if pigeons can survive zombies!

[Deleted]

Post your results. I want to see if pigeons can survive zombies!

the pigeon is doomed! but baker cat will save us!

[derpkitteh]

70% chance of surviving. got an mp5, sleeping bags and pillows, a hoochie mama, and a car. zombies got advanced hearing. even with the high survival chance, i'd still be dead pretty quick. i'd just off myself at the first sight of a zombie, hoochie mama on her own.

[llDemonll]

This is the Funny Pictures Megathread not the 'will you survive a zombie apocalypse thread'

[Zethras]

Nice. The only thing I don't agree with in the picture is the ''strong jaw'' factor.

I mean, how does that lower you chance of survival? If you're bitten, you're already dead, doesn't matter if it rips you apart or not, you'll be infected anyway.

Reduces the effectiveness of the Riot Armour.

[Theodon]

This is the Funny Pictures Megathread not the 'will you survive a zombie apocalypse thread'

Some pics in the funny pictures thread wouldn't go amiss while we go off on a zombie survival weirdness tangent though! Pics + text does the job.

[Nario64]

Seance a theme?

[Archangel Tyrael]

This is the Funny Pictures Megathread not the 'will you survive a zombie apocalypse thread'

someone seems mad because they didn't survive.

Usually, I see mods directing us to posting pictures here, even if they aren't exactly ''funny'', because ''we have a thread for pictures already''.

Anyway...

damn you Tyrael for posting that zombie pic, you've hijaked the thread!

sorry :/ - no more zombies ;_;



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Reduces the effectiveness of the Riot Armour.

aaah, forgot about that

[Bloodydemize]

did that zombie thing on the previous page, rolled a flat 1500 so I have a 105% chance to live. okay then.

[Tierbook]

someone seems mad because they didn't survive.

Usually, I see mods directing us to posting pictures here, even if they aren't exactly ''funny'', because ''we have a thread for pictures already''.

Anyway...



sorry :/ - no more zombies ;_;

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/...02/812/f7c.jpg

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aaah, forgot about that

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/...49/606/f1e.png

heh sounds abou right for the internet.

also i have an MP5, Food, Dream Girl, Car, and fast zombie... so a 65% chance... sounds good to me

[Archangel Tyrael]

[Mechazod]

I was playing Super Adventure Island on my SNES today and for some reason I decided I had to make this image.

[Loaf]

[Flashheart]

Seance a theme?

OK, it took a little time, but I got 3 people to help me perform a seance. This is what we found:

Me: Right, I've dug out an old ouija board. Everyone ready? And no giggling.
Frank: Can we hum?
Mary: You already hum.
Me: OK, everyone touch the pointer.
Me: Spirits of the interweb, what is the theme of the Funny Pictures Megathread?
Steve: My guess is "Funny Pictures"!
Me: Nah, most of the time it's people posting unfunny comments on the other posts.
Me: OK, here's the first letter.......Dee.
Me: Eye...Dee Eye
Me: Dee...dee eye dee... did?
Me: Why... didy? Did why?
Steve: There's two...three d's in diddy, ya diddy.
Me: Oh... did why oh. Did you?
Me: Yew..did you.
Me: Em.
Me: Ee...did you me.
Me: Aye...did you mea. Did you mean?
Mary: This seems to have taken a strange turn.
Frank: I've taken a few strange turns myself.
Mary: Ever planning on trying to find your way back?
Me: En...did you mean. I think I can see where this is going.
Me: Ess.
Me: Ee.
Me: En.
Me: See.
Me: Ee.
Me: Yeah, I think he probably did. Right, while we have this out, anyone want to try to contact the BT helpline?

[Deleted]

I think people can and should do the zombie game, just post a funny picture too with their reply This way everyone's happy. Also, I have no clue what the comment above me means.