Funny Pictures/Jokes Megathread

[schwarzkopf]

[Redblade]

I find the fact she got this answer wrong remarkably depressing.

I find the question in relation to the possible answers depressing...on top of not getting it marked as correct.

[xylophone]

[IMG]http://www.kids-partycabin.com/images/spider-drink-21280448.jpg[IMG]

I don't get it, root beer floats are amazing. What am I missing?

[schwarzkopf]

I don't get it, root beer floats are amazing. What am I missing?

We have a name for coke floats, I figured you might too

Talking coke floats:

[xylophone]

We have a name for coke floats, I figured you might too

Talking coke floats:

[IMG]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-a1DgAFRf-mU/UKkf_PN2NxI/AAAAAAAAHF8/LmZaaq1SfJw/s1600/Coca%2BCola%2BRogers.png[IMG]

Aussie right? Just wiki'd it, lol.

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This one really got me lol.

http://imgur.com/gallery/JIdRJfB

[Seme]

I find the fact she got this answer wrong remarkably depressing.

Well she did get the answer wrong. Claiming the Big bang which happened about 13.7 billion years ago created the earth is true in the same way that big bang created the chair that I'm sitting on. While we can trace everything back to the big bang it's still not the best answer to the question.

The earth was created by accretion around 4.6 billion years ago.

Either that or Aliens...

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NSFW links

http://24.media.tumblr.com/01bfd09ba...co1_r1_250.gif
http://25.media.tumblr.com/a5aa3ee47...jceco2_250.gif
http://24.media.tumblr.com/29913642c...jceco3_250.gif
http://25.media.tumblr.com/ecda8ee7c...jceco4_250.gif
http://31.media.tumblr.com/29dd9939e...jceco5_250.gif
http://31.media.tumblr.com/9b2aabb13...jceco6_250.gif

[Blueobelisk]

Uhm. That pic is kind of not safe for work.

I don't really care since I don't open this thread in school anyway, but the picture wasn't that funny. Just sayin.'

"Omg Blueobelisk shut the fuck up people have different senses of humor."

Dude, nothing happens in the picture and there are no words. I just don't see how it could be construed as funny.

[Deleted]

Well kid... First rule of "funny" in the internet: It's not funny, 90% of the times.
If (at least) most people knew "funny", "comedian" would not be a profession.

Second rule: NSFW is actually NSFSchool. At work either you are "unsafe" surfing on the internet in general or not. No employee is paid with the freedom of browsing 9gag all day AND the risk of getting fired, if a picture of the doctor playing with fake ball-tit comes up. It's all (so long it is legal) or nothing.

[Redblade]

Second rule: NSFW is actually NSFSchool. At work either you are "unsafe" surfing on the internet in general or not. No employee is paid with the freedom of browsing 9gag all day AND the risk of getting fired, if a picture of the doctor playing with fake ball-tit comes up. It's all (so long it is legal) or nothing.

Interesting, may I ask how you came to be aware of every company's browsing policies?

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[Deleted]

Interesting, may I ask how you came to be aware of every company's browsing policies?

sending my answer in pm. I see how eager you are to place yourself in arguments all over this forum. Let's not screw this thread over.

[Redblade]

sending my answer in pm. I see how eager you are to place yourself in arguments all over this forum. Let's not screw this thread over.

I posted about 10-20 times in the past 6 months...so eager.

You posted an absurd claim, now I could have taken a screen shot and posted that as I found it funny but figured it to be kinda redundant as I could just quote you.

[Deleted]

Being dismissive, passive-aggressive and twisting words, I can deal with.
Being so goofy and eager to prove your stupidity on the other hand... Come on. Anyone can check your profile, and we have already started the pm's.
Let this be the last post, derailing the thread.

[Redblade]

Being dismissive, passive-aggressive and twisting words, I can deal with.
Being so goofy and eager to prove your stupidity on the other hand... Come on. Anyone can check your profile, and we have already started the pm's.
Let this be the last post, derailing the thread.

What ever dude I wasn't the once coming in here being all high and mighty explaining to us what "funny" is and that NSFW isn't actually what it's been for as long as Internet has been around.

Also no need for name calling and I'm sure my profile showed you that I rarely post around here anymore, mainly because of people like you.

[Zaelkath]

Lemme just quote myself here real quick before this fight continues...

[Zoma]

[Adam Jensen]

Well kid... First rule of "funny" in the internet: It's not funny, 90% of the times.
If (at least) most people knew "funny", "comedian" would not be a profession.

Second rule: NSFW is actually NSFSchool. At work either you are "unsafe" surfing on the internet in general or not. No employee is paid with the freedom of browsing 9gag all day AND the risk of getting fired, if a picture of the doctor playing with fake ball-tit comes up. It's all (so long it is legal) or nothing.

False.

I have a lot of downtime and my boss doesn't give a shit what I do in that downtime.

But I'm sure he'll fire me if he sees me surfing porn.

And now for a funny picture:



Unless its not up to Mpif's standards of funny, of course.

[Blueobelisk]

I was kind of interested in seeing that drama. I half wish it wasn't in PMs.



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Mine and AdamJensen's pics aren't loading for me. Damnit...