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    "There are two types of guys in this world. Guys who sniff their fingers after scratching their balls, and dirty fucking liars." -StylesClashv3
    Quote Originally Posted by Kalis View Post
    Not finding-a-cock-on-your-girlfriend-is-normal level of odd, but nevertheless, still odd.

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    No man really becomes a fool until he stops asking questions.

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    Title: And she just got out of the car and entered the store like it was nothing...


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    -Someone should park behind it
    -That car has a trunk on each end of it
    -Like what was nothing?
    -She's making up for people who take up 2 spots. It balances out

    Last edited by Zoma; 2014-05-06 at 10:28 PM. Reason: Resizing HUGE image

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    Quote Originally Posted by ohshift View Post
    Mess with someone's head enough, you can turn a scared little kid into an all powerful bitch.
    only two things are infinite the universe, and human stupidity,
    and i'm not too sure about the universe -Albert Einstein

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    troll in chief.

    Putin khuliyo

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    The truth about Goat Simulator:

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    This isn't even funny. It's just entertainment.





















    Omg if I post more someone is gonna be mad I'm taking up too much space. Then Uggor is gonna be mad because idk the size of these images, one will prob be huge.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ohshift View Post
    Mess with someone's head enough, you can turn a scared little kid into an all powerful bitch.
    only two things are infinite the universe, and human stupidity,
    and i'm not too sure about the universe -Albert Einstein

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    /\ Was this sarcasm? Are you sure?
    || Read it again, I'll wait.
    || The results may surprise you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    I read that the kid had a pony modeled after him and i paused for a good 3-4 minutes with my hand on my chin, looking up slightly in contemplation trying to figure out which pony it was. After coming up with my answer I read the rest of the text and it was made all the more horrifyingly graphic. =*(

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    honestly, anyone who complains about these things must be new to any fandom that has any form of internet presence. i really do hate how people keep trying to crucify the brony community by pointing out things that are pretty much universal constants of EVERY fandom.
    case and point, it wasn't even 2 days after the season 5 finale of adventure time when porn of Canyon and Finn started showing up.

    now since this is a picture thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by ohshift View Post
    Mess with someone's head enough, you can turn a scared little kid into an all powerful bitch.
    only two things are infinite the universe, and human stupidity,
    and i'm not too sure about the universe -Albert Einstein

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    I wonder how many of those screencaps of texts and messages on FB etc are actually legit.
    The majority of them are too perfect to be real. I cant enjoy them because they are probably fake.

    My loss i guess...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrApple View Post
    I wonder how many of those screencaps of texts and messages on FB etc are actually legit.
    The majority of them are too perfect to be real. I cant enjoy them because they are probably fake.

    My loss i guess...
    probably like 98% are fake

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    Quote Originally Posted by ohshift View Post
    Mess with someone's head enough, you can turn a scared little kid into an all powerful bitch.
    only two things are infinite the universe, and human stupidity,
    and i'm not too sure about the universe -Albert Einstein

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    My cat brought this home today. A big fucking mouse. Not a rat, a mouse of some sort. I'm not an expert, but rats have different kind of tail... unless there are rats with similar tails as mice.
    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
    i've said i'd like to have one of those bad dragon dildos shaped like a horse, because the shape is nicer than human.
    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
    i was talking about horse cock again, told him to look at your sig.

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    rats are just outside mice
    "I was a normal baby for 30 seconds, then ninjas stole my mamma" - Deadpool
    "so what do we do?" "well jack, you stand there and say 'gee rocket raccoon I'm so glad you brought that Unfeasibly large cannon with you..' and i go like this BRAKKA BRAKKA BRAKKA" - Rocket Raccoon

    FC: 3437-3046-3552

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    Quote Originally Posted by Puupi View Post
    https://scontent-a-ams.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/t1.0-9/10177331_555533544566849_4243498552075958420_n.jpg

    My cat brought this home today. A big fucking mouse. Not a rat, a mouse of some sort. I'm not an expert, but rats have different kind of tail... unless there are rats with similar tails as mice.
    It seems to expect you to devour it. I hope you didn't dissapoint your cat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Puupi View Post
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    My cat brought this home today. A big fucking mouse. Not a rat, a mouse of some sort. I'm not an expert, but rats have different kind of tail... unless there are rats with similar tails as mice.
    Its a death threat from the cat. Now you know what he is capable of doing. Sleep with one eye open!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ranku View Post

    God damn!

    I was trying to figure out what the naked man game show had to do with the tiny pc...

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