Whats your best wow joke?

[Deleted]

So a guildmate of mine was farming so much his mount turned into a tractor...

[Blueguy]

Q: How many rogues does it take to gank a paladin?
A: 2, 1 to gank him, the other to wait at the inn back in stormwind.

Also, I saw this funny comic awhile back: http://www.arenajunkies.com/showthre...=128836&page=3
Just the top one

[Catta]

A Blood Elf Walks into a bar.
You know what im thinking

Yes straight into a bar, now his head hurts

So a gnome walks under a bar

[Powerogue]

What kind of Underwear do Nelfs wear?

Fruit of Elune.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=legAzTWyfIs

so awesome it has a machinima based on it.

I honestly have no WoW jokes, the few i've heard of were taken by the end of the first page. X(

[Toziel]

My personal favourite is the "Yo' mamma's so fat it takes ten warlocks to summon her".

I don't know why.

It just is.

[jordanXlord]

Gaybar. Yes, yes we know.

*Kick Snore off Cliff*

BLOOD ELVES ARE NOT GAY!!!!

i would like to see you sissy's survive the Damn Sourge....ALONE...WE ARE THE ARCANE BADASSES

[jikimiki]

A NE priest,a human warrior and dwarf pally walk into a bar.
the human and the dwarf both order beer and the NE orders wine.
When they get their drinks all 3 of them have flies in them.
the NE spits in her drink throws it behind and storms out,the human shrugs picks the fly out and drinks his beer.
the dwarf picks the fly up, holds it over his beer and yell "SPIT IT OUT!!!!!!!!"

[Alraml]

The classic

"Not only does Onyxia give epic head, you can now ride her as well"

[provocator]

http://www.wowbash.com/image-17969.html

LOL this one killed me

[Natty]

What do nabs and rogues have in common?


They both pick locks!

[Swiftzy]

A NE priest,a human warrior and dwarf pally walk into a bar.
the human and the dwarf both order beer and the NE orders wine.
When they get their drinks all 3 of them have flies in them.
the NE spits in her drink throws it behind and storms out,the human shrugs picks the fly out and drinks his beer.
the dwarf picks the fly up, holds it over his beer and yell "SPIT IT OUT!!!!!!!!"

THIS, WAS AMAZING. However needs tuning:

A Night Elf Priest, a Human Warrior and a Dwarf Paladin walk in to a bar.

The Human and the Dwarf both order beer, and the Night Elf orders wine.

When they get their drinks, all 3 of them have flies in them.

The Night Elf spits in her drink, throws it behind him and storms out! The Human shrugs, picks the fly out and drinks his beer.

The Dwarf picks up the fly, holds it over his beer and yells: ''SPIT IT OUT, YE BLOODY BASTERD''

[Doctor Deanster]

seen this on an old thread about falric but i thought it was kinda funny.

''Don't look so smug, trifling gnome! You are not prepared for not one, but two delicious pears in the mountains, and the legions they command!''

its some boss quotes mixed into one.

[Deleted]

Gaybar. Yes, yes we know.

hahaha clear as a bell! :P

[The Ogdru Jahad]

Q: What do you call a bathtub filled with paladins?
A: A bubble bath!

[Krieghoff]

What do you call heavy rain in Mulgore?

A taurential downpour.

[Deleted]

to my girlfriend: "i quit!"

not that nice but for the time its ok i guess... personaly i liked the one with rogues and locks most :-)

[roflwaffle]

yo moma so fat, chain lightnin hits her three times XD

[pepizaraus]

Read my sig

[muto]

Q: What's it called when a bunch of Gnomes hang out at the playground?

A: Recess.

[pateuvasiliu]

Where do dwarves go on a holiday?

to a DIFFERENT bar