Your Class is so fat...

[masterdisaster]

Your mage is so fat they took away Teleport: Dalaran

[Iobhos]

Your rogue is so fat, that when you Shadow Step you get [Disconnected from server]
Your warlock is so fat, that you [Demonic Circle: Teleport] it back to you
Your hunter is so fat, that you Disengage the ground off you

[hellhamster]

Your mage is so fat, he cant blink.

[Yllop]

Your Warrior is so fat that he intervenes the whole raid

[Daws001]

Your Rogue is so fat he has to use Moo-Moo of Shadows.

[AverageJoe42]

Your DK is so fat he shatters Path of Frost.

[Sand Person]

your hunter is so fat he has "track cheetos"

i lol so hard i woke the kids

[Ellyis]

Your Priest is so fat that using Levitate creates 10yard craters around you due heavy gravity result of the spell trying to lift you up...
In addition, your priest is so fat that he can't use Shadow Fiend anymore. You took Cooking and fucked up. Those boar ribs weren't boar after all!

[Yllop]

Your Warlock is so fat that he is always affected by Curse of Exhaustion
Your toon is so fat Chaos bolt gets resisted

[masterdisaster]

Your warrior is so fat he can pull down Magmaw, alone, without a chain.

EDIT: Your Paladin (Draenei of course) is so fat he made the Exodar crash.

[Jerv]

Your feral Kitty's so fat, everyone calls you Garfield.

[Deleted]

What about this one.

Your mama is so fat that she needs 2 warlocks to summon her.
P.S:i am not insulting, i am not talking specific to a person,nothing personal just to give my personal note here.

[Coil]

your toon is so fat, it takes 3 warlocks to summon
your paladin is so fat, when you bubble, people hide behind you to LoS damage
your toon is so fat, your hearthstone breaks after use
your DK is so fat, he spreads diabetes instead of frost fever
your mage is so fat, he conjures Big Macs
your toon is so fat, he HAS to keyboard turn
your tank is so fat, he doesn't need an offtank
your shaman is so fat, he can use earthquake in resto spec

[Yllop]

Your character is so fat he was deemed unfit and told by Illidan that he wasn't prepared

[TobyKenobi]

your hunter is so fat they changed his aspect of the cheetah to aspect of cheetos
your hunter is so fat that when he uses call pet his boar starts to sweat
your mage is so fat he thinks casting cone of cold will teleport him to dairy queen
your mage is so fat he thinks scorch is for cooking bacon

[hellhamster]

Your warlock is so fat, Soul harvest instead of giving him soul shards, it gives Big Macs

[ChildeRoland]

Your mage is so fat blink makes no noticeable difference on his location.

[Draenox]

Your paladin is so fat that he renamed his stun to Ham of justice

[Ellyis]

Your Shaman is so fat thats his totems are made of poo. Well, you at least have the D.E.H.T.A as a friend. Biological totems are always better then them loons waisting all the wood and metal..

[hellhamster]

Your death knight is so fat, death gate transports him to macdonalds.