How do I dance in nightclubs.

[Rdx]

Hello there friends,

I want to dance in a night club although I am terrible at it and I look like a total doofus. I did some minor research on google and came up with the following.

http://www.mahalo.com/how-to-dance-in-a-nightclub
Advised the following:

* Stand with your feet together.
* Step with your right foot out to the right. Bring it back in.
* Step with your left foot out to the left. Bring it back in.
* You can repeat this step to the side, the front and on the diagonal.

This sounded like I was doing the hoky poky. I looked for some more advised and found this:

http://www.wikihow.com/Dance-at-a-Nightclub

Put your hands on your hips and keep them there while your hip movements become bigger. Then slide your hands up your body and flick your hair.
Give a little "Whoo!"
Break your hands away while your still jumping and shake your hair.
Bite your lips and slide your hands all the way from your chest down to your hips and move them.

Now personalty i have never seen another guy do this.

Thinking that all of this was fairly bad advise I thought to try find someone who can teach me one on one, for a small fee of course. The problem is how do I find a dance teacher to teach me how to dance in a nightclub? Anyone have any advised from when they have been in this situation? I live in Perth so anywhere in Perth, Australia would be nice.

Fair well friend

[homeby11]

I give a little "Whoo!" every time i go to the bathroom.

OT: Ye those sound very gay, I wouldnt do those at a nightclub.

[arrive]

1. Watch Saturday Night Fever
2. Do the exact movements of John Travolta
3.??????
4. Profit!

Or you can do the classy "Fistpump"

[Marooned]

the last thing we need in this stressful world is just a guide how to act in clubs!!! come on relax to max and do whatever you feel like to!

[.Aen]

Is this thread serious

[Nourish]

dancing is free expression. This is no "set way" to do it. each song is different, thus, dancing should be too.

[Shaefaerie]

just be yourself. trust me it's not hard to fit in....it's dark and loud. No one cares.

[Rdx]

come on relax to max and do whatever you feel like to!

Last time I did this the police said to stop if she ever said "no".

Is this thread serious

Yes I am actually wanting to get better at dancing.

[Deleted]

This will win the women over!

[dotOrion]

EDIT: but in all seriousness, it's as Marooned said. Just have fun.

[Rogabr]

go to a nightclub
watch absorb copy
????
profit!

[-Ethos-]

http://youtu.be/5xi4O1yi6b0

[Cherrysoul]

Drink lots then you wont care what you look like, if you aint got the moves, you aint got the moves...

[Deleted]

I fucking shuffle when I have no girl around, and I enjoy it the most. If I'm dancing with someone else it's the basic "follow the beat".



Also: why the hell would someone ask about dance advise in a game forum??

[Simonzi]

Get drunk. Then you won't care what the hell you're doing for dancing.

[Grizzelbar]

The only right way w ww.youtube.co m/watch?v=M5F_5e6_pOg (can't post links or vids yet)

[Inquizitor]

I can't dance either, but then I stay away from Northbridge. It's not worth the trouble.

[taco avenger]

this is the new hotness imo

[Deleted]

Just copy the WoW dances. Pulling has never been easier

[Deleted]

if you want to dance in a club just do exactly same as in the video !!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpwK3vFGJp0

P.s always works for me !!