Originally Posted by
Cosmic Space Frog
“Mwahahaha!”
“It is I, Voldemort! Potter is dead! Hogwarts has crumbled! The world as you know it shall fall under my tyrannical rule! Using my evil magic, I have brought unto this realm even more dark lords! Sauron! Darth Vader! Freddy Krueger! That guy who signed Rebecca Black to his label! All of them serve my every whim! Oceans will be choked with the dead! The forests will burn! Mother Nature will commit suicide! Justin Bieber will be played on a non-stop loop! Nazis will once again ride on dinosaurs!!!
“Mwahahaha!! Nothing can stop me now!! NOTHI——who let this yellow pony in here?”
“Um, excuse me sir, if you don’t mind me saying… um….hurting people is mean, so you shouldn’t do that anymore…if that’s ok with you…”
“………..”
“I’m turning myself in!”
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Hi, Cosmic Space Frog here. What you have just witnessed is an accurate representation of the My Little Pony ‘Fluttershy’s’ ability to inflict colossal amounts of “D’AWWWWW” upon all those who look upon her.
If you have ever wondered what it would be like to actually, really, physically be turned to a wad of quivering jelly, then you need only gaze upon the soft doe eyes and hear the soothing, demure voice of Fluttershy. This character is the crescendo of cute. The ultimate incarnation of the shows cutesy wutesy nature, and probably the “girliest” thing you are likely to see when watching.