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  1. #241
    alms - why not? it's funny

    imma go with "he realized."

    that eating...

    This is what we got... This is the story of Bob! How do we tell the story?
    By telling him knock-knock jokes during a fire drill – that fateful AA meeting. Meanwhile he had been smoking some salmon/eating feces. Then died. The end is what I want – really far, away from…
    But then! He saw his feces inside of his fetus. His girl ate feces on his planet like a fetus eating orange chicken. And then he saw a fetus eating feces.
    But suddenly, he stopped! Lies, lies...
    He died in 1912. He died while eating his feces at the fetus ball.
    But he was revived by fetuses. But his fetus ate a lot of other fetuses.

    After that, the dream ended. Aliens invaded with fetuses! And then they are too short; slowly stealing Earth's fetuses...

    "In 1912, bears looked at feces," claimed Bob.
    When he looked at the cup of coffee, he saw feces. And then he realized, that eating

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    nutritious snacks...

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    (in) little packs..

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    (of) butter sauce......

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    This is what we got... This is the story of Bob! How do we tell the story?
    By telling him knock-knock jokes during a fire drill – that fateful AA meeting. Meanwhile he had been smoking some salmon/eating feces. Then died. The end is what I want – really far, away from…
    But then! He saw his feces inside of his fetus. His girl ate feces on his planet like a fetus eating orange chicken. And then he saw a fetus eating feces.
    But suddenly, he stopped! Lies, lies...
    He died in 1912. He died while eating his feces at the fetus ball.
    But he was revived by fetuses. But his fetus ate a lot of other fetuses.

    After that, the dream ended. Aliens invaded with fetuses! And then they are too short; slowly stealing Earth's fetuses...

    "In 1912, bears looked at feces," claimed Bob.
    When he looked at the cup of coffee, he saw feces. And then he realized, that eating nutritious snacks in little packs of butter sauce, is like...

    is like... (say eating feces)

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    eating bacon

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    with feces...

    This is what we got... This is the story of Bob! How do we tell the story?
    By telling him knock-knock jokes during a fire drill – that fateful AA meeting. Meanwhile he had been smoking some salmon/eating feces. Then died. The end is what I want – really far, away from…
    But then! He saw his feces inside of his fetus. His girl ate feces on his planet like a fetus eating orange chicken. And then he saw a fetus eating feces.
    But suddenly, he stopped! Lies, lies...
    He died in 1912. He died while eating his feces at the fetus ball.
    But he was revived by fetuses. But his fetus ate a lot of other fetuses.

    After that, the dream ended. Aliens invaded with fetuses! And then they are too short; slowly stealing Earth's fetuses...

    "In 1912, bears looked at feces," claimed Bob.
    When he looked at the cup of coffee, he saw feces. And then he realized, that eating nutritious snacks in little packs of butter sauce, is like eating bacon with feces.

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