Joke Thread!

[dquinn16]

Pretty crappy day, and I always love to laugh. The dirtier and more offensive the better! Pics/vids/anything.

[dklol]

You want it dirty??
Then try to explain this: http://after12.failblog.org/2011/05/...hell-happened/
Looks really delicious!

[Deleted]

A pedophile and a little girl walk through a forest and the little girl says "It's pretty dark and creepy here."
The pedophile answers "Oh shut up, I have to go back all alone!"

[Ihsatakar]

You're on the wrong website.

[dquinn16]

You want it dirty??
Then try to explain this: http://after12.failblog.org/2011/05/...hell-happened/
Looks really delicious!

nom nom nom....hehe, it can be dirty/gross/racist/sexual/or as cleam as a simple knock knock joke..

[-Zait-]

[Deleted]

What do you call a guy with no shins?........Tony

[juzalol]

[dquinn16]

So yeah, nothing too offensive.

i am aware of guidelines, as many others are as well, its about fun..would hate to party with you..buzz kill for sure

[XenuMC]

4.2 Death Knights.

[dquinn16]

certainly hope so, thought some wow players could crank out a couple haha's

[Athena18]

So I heard getting head from Ragnaros is really HOT!

[Iron Dome]

There are too many for me to give specific ones, but here are the links to the websites. These should keep you cracking for hours:
http://dearblankpleaseblank.com
http://damnyouautocorrect.com

[dquinn16]

hahaha, thx guys <3

[Powerogue]

out of andrew's choices, I can personally vouch for damnyouautocorrect, I laughed so loudly people almost filed a noise complaint.

[Iron Dome]

Oh yes, this is a goldmine!

It actually happened to me once but it's not really fun unless you know me and my friend.

My friend was cracking up at like 2:00 a.m. and woke up everyone sleeping in her house!

[Uggorthaholy]

"I don't need to drink to have a good time. I'm high on life"

So what I do then is punch that c*** in the head and say "Yeah, well I'm angry on alcohol. Now, drive me home."

Jim Jeffries on people who claim they don't drink. More below.

"Oh, I don't drink because I don't like the taste"
*blank stare*

"NOONE DOES!!!!!! We drink because we fuckin have to! I've never seen anyone take a shot of Tequila and go 'Oh, that was lovely!'"

[Doctor Deanster]

choking on a pascal swirl? have a pascal swirl!

[Kalyyn]

You want it dirty??
Then try to explain this: http://after12.failblog.org/2011/05/...hell-happened/
Looks really delicious!

Uh ah AHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHH! WHY!!!???!!!!
WHO WOULD DO THAT? WHY WOULD YOU LET YOUR BATHROOM LOOK LIKE THAT!??!?!
<<< mild clean-freak who just died a little inside

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There are too many for me to give specific ones, but here are the links to the websites. These should keep you cracking for hours:
http://dearblankpleaseblank.com
http://damnyouautocorrect.com

You've renewed my faith in the internet. My day just got a hundred times better because of you.

[dquinn16]

I usually browse lolsnaps.com or damlol.com, but I've seen them all and have to wait for more ...i have one, maybe you've heard it..

A guy walks into a bar and asks for an osama bin laden..the bartender asks "what's that"..he says "two shots and a splash of water"

I first heard that and i was actually roflmao!

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