The Funny Rules of WoW.

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You will always loose BG's. When you faction change to see if it helps, you will still continue you loose BG's.

[oplawlz]

Warlocks will never be top dps for more than 3 months at a time.

Hunters will never be less than top dps for more than 3 months at a time.

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If you want to farm something, there are always at least one bot and one pvp affine player competing with you.

[appleezz]

Rule doesn't exist anymore.

Loot-A-Rang

made me lol

[Pimenta]

you always will die for that hunter that is backpedalling and two shoting you in low lvl bgs

[boredisme9893]

When ever you just need that one piece of loot to drop, it wont. Though once you run it on your alts, it will drop everytime

[zymry]

Warlocks will never be top dps for more than 3 months at a time.

Hunters will never be less than top dps for more than 3 months at a time.

I'm going to go ahead and blame the fact that Hunters have warcrafthuntersunion.com the best class site going bar none. if every other class had so comprehensive a site with as good a tester, researcher, and host as frostheim I would be a happy happy person.

[Cptmyname]

If the battleground group actually fights on the flag, a Gnome/Goblin will always cap it without anyone noticing.

You can never tell a smart hunter you're about to kick him.

Your BoE drops just after you leave the trash run.

You always lag when the fire spawns on you.

If you find a world boss, another raid of the opposite faction will always come just after you summon yours.

[Rapret]

You will always waste your good rolls on stuff you dont really need

[EitherOrlok]

When your 5-man group consists of a Druid, Priest, Shaman, Rogue, and Hunter, every boss will drop plate. (FML)

You will always get one player in a random group that never says a word. Until they do something stupid and the party wipes - then they want to complain about everyone else.

[Morgaith]

If something you need drops, you won't win it.

Nothing drops for you, even when you're the only one that need it

[Miralynn]

As a shaman, you will eventually get pug'd with...
that one
tank
that posts to /p
like this
and when
he says
"HERO"
and you do it
because
that's how tanks
usually demand it NOW
he gets pissy
because
you didn't wait
10 seconds
for him to finish typing
"during X phase".

[Noah37]

You will stand next to a quest giver for 30 minutes waiting for a dungeon que, so you can finish the quest in the dungeon, and immediately turn it in when you leave. You finally get annoyed and hearth back to Org, only for the dungeon to instantly pop, and then you have to go all the way back to turn in the quest.

-Yes, it's kind of detailed but it happened 3 times to me yesterday...

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Also you will try to get one piece of gear from a boss for a month, then you'll run the same dungeon on an alt and it will drop every time, because the alt can't use it and the game hates you.

[Mathaios]

Spend all your money on pets, see a good item for you, have no money for it!

[Manubrium]

VoA / BH are the douches of WoW, only loot drops for the classes who is not in your group

This is so true.

Every time you raid on an alt the gear you want for your main drops.
Every time you raid on your main, gear you alt need drops.

Everything I need on my main nothing drops. Items I need on my Alt always drop.... It's really opposite.

[Odayaka]

If you try and try for a new item, when you finally get something better the item will drop. Every. Time.