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  1. 2011-07-18, 08:49 AM #1
    Magisleeper
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    Super powers and you.

    I am sure at one time or another we have all wished we had some type of superpower, but in a world where everyone had a power it would be all too easy for things to spiral out of control.

    So heres what I propose for this brave new world:

    Pick a superpower for the person above you.

    You can go more than once.
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  2. 2011-07-18, 09:01 AM #2
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    Time-control for you! Enjoy your new power
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  3. 2011-07-18, 09:16 AM #3
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    I give you control over all toasters and microwave ovens! MUAHAHA BURN THE TOAST!
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  4. 2011-07-18, 09:19 AM #4
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    Ability to conjure broccoli. There you go, enjoy your food.
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  5. 2011-07-18, 09:20 AM #5
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    Mind controll for ya...enjoy!
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  6. 2011-07-18, 09:46 AM #6
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    Meat-vision for you, enjoy your instant venison!
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  7. 2011-07-18, 10:26 AM #7
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    Your semen can now grow trees. Enjoy
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  8. 2011-07-18, 10:46 AM #8
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    Your feet now produce mayonnaise when you walk. Have fun with that.
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  9. 2011-07-18, 10:51 AM #9
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    Your limbs can extend slightly further than usual, but can only do so on a 90 second cooldown.
    Be reasonable. You might be right, you could be wrong, but either way most people won't change their minds if you keep shouting at them.

    "When once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always want to be."
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  10. 2011-07-18, 10:55 AM #10
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    You piss beer and shit brownies. Awesome for parties.
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  11. 2011-07-18, 10:57 AM #11
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    you now have the power to Make any elected official go blind for 6 months and shit their pants when they knowingly lie. C-SPAN is gonna be fun for you.
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  12. 2011-07-18, 10:57 AM #12
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    You can now fap for an unlimited period of time.Enjoy your orgasms.
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  13. 2011-07-18, 11:01 AM #13
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    You can fly as long as you are able to rub raw bacon against your chest.
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  14. 2011-07-18, 11:02 AM #14
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    You can shapechange into any dinosaur ! (was obvious :P)
    Any post or reply from me is based on the knowledge and thought patterns relative to my mind. They are, in all fairness, subjective.
    I don't deal in absolutes as I believe in learning and adapting. My every action is a result of calculation and choice.
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  15. 2011-07-18, 11:09 AM #15
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    You always see "same-gender people" naked... Hf with that.
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    Damn you Epialt, now I wish I was bi or something :P
    And how is that a super power and not a weird curse?!
    Any post or reply from me is based on the knowledge and thought patterns relative to my mind. They are, in all fairness, subjective.
    I don't deal in absolutes as I believe in learning and adapting. My every action is a result of calculation and choice.
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  17. 2011-07-18, 11:10 AM #17
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    you can set youself on fire while not being immune to fire so good luck burning youself
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  18. 2011-07-18, 11:13 AM #18
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    Man I'm hot ... lol
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  19. 2011-07-18, 11:31 AM #19
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    Self regeneration.
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  20. 2011-07-18, 11:34 AM #20
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    Your now made of water! And hf lieing on the ground slowly evaperating!
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