Originally Posted by
ElmoMcBeastly
I just wanted to encourage my fellow pro-milk revolutionaries to continue fighting the anti-milkists and their vile plan to remove our life-giving bacteria from natural milk. Our struggle will never end until all milk is free of the anti-contamination constraints enforced upon it by the jack-booted forces of public health! I dream of one day drinking milk that is at least, say, 50% bacteria, for maximum healthful efficacy. It should slowly goop out of the jug; green and lumpy, smell like a natural, healthy cow patty.