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    Feet > Legs > Balls > Shaft > More shaft > stroking of shaft > Finish > Chest > Back > Neck

    Hair, I find the fruitiest, gayest, best smelling shampoo and conditioner I possibly can.

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    i hope ur not jerking off to this thread.
    is it normal to shower in a particular order?


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    I stand with my back to the water, was my hair, and then shampoo my body, and GTFO.

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    I shower with my clothes on because I'm cool like that XD

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    Hair, chest, arms, back, crotch, legs. I have perma socks so I don't wash my feet.

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    I let water flow on me from an elevated pipe architecture, one that preferably goes over my head. I also rub a bar of soap over parts of my anatomy, and then use water that is flowing to rinse the soap thoroughly.

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    I go from top to bottom, though I leave my crotch/butt for last.

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    Hands > Arms > torso > legs > feet > hair > face > crotch

    no clue how you persuaded me to post that

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    where's them british boys, surprised noone's mentioned how they only take a bath once a week and scrub with a small towel and bar soap xD

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    Quote Originally Posted by Orgrim Doomhammer View Post
    I wonder how you guys shower.

    For me it goes like: Hair, right armpit, left armpit, chest, belly and croth, then i wash it off.
    We were separated at birth. IT MUST BE!

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    no clue, im more asleep than awake when i shower.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Koen View Post
    Lol this is going to be an awesome topic.

    Nonetheless, for me it goes like: Hair, shave my chest, private parts and ass, scrub my body, shave my face, scrub my face andy then I wash it off.
    Now comes the second part: Take shampoo, stomach, chest, right arm and armpit, left arm and armpit, private parts and ass, right leg, left leg and then I wash it off.

    Why would you be interested in this lol.
    Do you shave your face with the same razor as your ass? :3

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    First I stand there and soak for like 5 minutes, then I shampoo my hair and let that sit and wash my face, then I rinse hair/face. Then I stand there for a little bit longer. Then conditioner my hair and get out the luffa and do a full body scrubdown. Rinse off, get the conditioner out of my hair, and stand there for a bit until the hot water runs out. =D

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    hair arms chest balls ass back legs feet face

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    Naked. Wash clothes separately.

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    I take bubble baths with candles for 45mins every day. Lavender scents and rubber ducks are my homies.
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    I just put a lot of shampoo on my hair, go stand under shower and wait till I'm clean.
    I always shower in morning so I'm way to lazy to shower on a "normal" way

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    Quote Originally Posted by peggleftw View Post
    i dont really have a routine, i am one of those people that spend ages in the shower, like longer than is probably medically safe (jokes), but i spent a long time, i wash everything eventually but hot water just seems to immobilize me.
    QFT pretty much same with myself. Though add in shaving of the legs/arms/kitteh somewhere in there and we're g2g
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