Okay, recorded myself.
Needless to say, my ears have been...molested.
No, no, no, no, no, no. Nohohohohooooooooooo.
No, really, it's horrible. I'm slapping myself big time right now for even trying to do it. Not to mention that since it's 3:40 AM and I'm tired as hell, my voice was pretty weak.
If I posted it, I'd lose any and all respect that I had from others. Not like I had any, anyway, lol.