Simply question. You are a fish of your choice, what kind of fish are you?
I personally would be a Pleco (Armored Suckermouth catfish). Why? Because its my favorite fish, and I say "Om nom nom" when watching it eat.
WATCH ONE EAT A POTATO!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbDMcGKHxjU&NR=1