I think I'd survive if my shoe attacked me. All it could do is... kick me, I guess. Or step on my toes.
I think I'd survive if my shoe attacked me. All it could do is... kick me, I guess. Or step on my toes.
The tag in my shirt. Give it a few more hours, and it will be able to paper-cut through my spine.
My popcorn bowl would own me, first go over my head, and blind me, then stuff me with popcorn and make me fat.
a jumper, suppose seeing as it's draped over the back of my chair, it could choke me? :P
A pillow..enough said.
The shitty painting on the wall behind me would prolly kill me. I keep insulting it. My husband won't let me take it down because it was painted by his late Grandmother. Sigh...
A rug hmm i guess i could take it.
Depends if my door could escape those hinges desperately holding it back.
my chair or keyboard... i would end up with key impressions on my face...though i think it would hurt more than when i fell asleep on it
Still I cry, tears like pouring rain, Innocent is my lurid pain.
If the door behind me attacked I would be screwed.
Pillow fight
I have a 2hands claymore on my wall behind me
so i would be a bit afraid
Vacumecleaner! I'd be fucked by that hose (not that way^^) and its wires :-S
Former Wotlk Paladin Blockbot | 105,2% avoid / 3700 BV | Lots of old content soloed, incl. 3 factionleaders (Wrynn, Gnome king, Valen). - Currently exploring the fun of Soloing with new characters.
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Thankfully, my roomy's kid is on the couch behind me but she is as dumb as she is unfit so if she came to life, she'll probably just waddle to the fridge and I remain unscathed.
behind me is my collection of the complete db/dbz/dbgt series so i think im screwed lol