Granted, but the steaks are frozen and you have no way to thaw or cook them, and they are not allowed to leave the freezer. If a steak is removed from the freezer, someone very close to you will immediately die a most horrible death.
I wish for immediate access to every single movie ever made, and they all have to be in English, and accessible on multiple devices.
Granted, but the girl pulls a Lorena Bobbitt and slices your penis off just after you climax because she believes you are only using her for sex.
I wish for free, automatic computer hardware and software upgrades for the rest of my life.
Granted, but since you didn't learn how to drive the car safely, you crash after traveling 13.37 miles and die in a blaze of wreckage.
I wish for a very safe cannon, with plenty of black powder, fuse, and cannon balls, with a reliable lighter to fire it with.
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Granted, but you shall be arrested for molesting little boys.
I wish 1 million credits on MyFreeCams. :P
Wait a second. that would be AWESOME! Fire Banelings a few hundred meters and blow crap up! I like that even more!!
Your wish has been granted, but all paper across the entire planet has been destroyed and you have nothing to write on.
I wish for more banelings to fire out of my cannon!
Granted, but as soon as the gun powder ignites, it blows the baneling up, which blows the cannon up, which blows the stockpile of banelings up, which leave a smoking crater and a lot of slimey goo everywhere.
I wish Rhona Mitra was waiting for me in my bed when I get home.