Had a guildie once leave a TOC raid prematurely. Before he left, he shouted a phrase which, to this day, we give him shit over:
"Guys I'm lagging real bad,
I think my dad unplugged my internet. Gotta go.
Also, me and 2 of my buddies were in a ZA pug once with a terrible terrible tank and dps. We decided to leave, but before we did, we had a little fun. It went something like this:
[Margie]: Shit! I'm late for my wedding!
*Margie has left the party*
[Mento]: Oh shoot, I'm supposed to be the best man! G2G
*Mento has left the party*
[Kalyyn]: FUCK! HOW DID MY HAMSTER GET IN THE MICROWAVE AGAIN!?!?
*Kalyyn has left the party*
Yeah, we think we're a lot funnier than we actually are