This is the Nerdy Jokes and One Liner Thread, basically all you do here is post jokes that the average person would consider nerdy or geeky. You can do pick up lines, pictures, actual jokes, whatever, but it must be nerdy.
Also to clarify 'nerdy' or 'geeky'
Science jokes, math jokes, geeky video game jokes, etc.
I will start with a Chemistry joke
Somebody asked me if I was Bi, and I told them it was none of their Bismuth.