Granted. You are now as smart as a fictional character, and are now a fictional character, trapped inside a TV, with nothing entertaining to do. Ever.
I wish I didn't have to go to jury duty today.
Granted. But because you didn't show, the courts make an example of you and throw you into jail for 2 weeks.
I wish someone else (that isn't me) had jury duty instead of Icedwarrior.
A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one.
Granted but now Peter Griffin is on the jury deciding the fate of the Giant Evil Chicken with his assault case.
I wish Brian and Lois would finally get it on.
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Monsem - Shadow Priest / Halimath - Prot Paladin / Groundchuk - Elemental Shaman
Granted but you get into a major car accident the day before the episode is shown and go deaf and blind.
I wish there was no such thing as soda.
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Granted but without the abundant source of caffeine and sugar everyone has no energy and the world never wakes up.
I wish PETA would get tossed into a vat of meat by-products while wrapped in a fur lined blanket.
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Monsem - Shadow Priest / Halimath - Prot Paladin / Groundchuk - Elemental Shaman
Granted, but they drown, you get blamed and you get life in an eco-terrorist prison.
I wish I could stop procrastinating and get on with what I need to be doing.
Granted you die.
I wish it wasnt so easy to kill the previous poster,i feel somewhat.....happy?
Granted, I have returned to life and will haunt you for the rest of your days.
I wish I wasn't now an undead bound to this mortal plane for all eternity.
Granted but your mortal life is spent wandering a plane populated by nothing but My Little Pony statues and Justin Bieber clones.
I wish they would legalize killing of every stupid celebrity in Hollywood.
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Monsem - Shadow Priest / Halimath - Prot Paladin / Groundchuk - Elemental Shaman
Granted but with the improved gameplay and graphics you're forced to drive a Yugo the entire time.
I wish the man who invented Guinness beer would be granted knighthood, sainthood and "The Man" status.
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Monsem - Shadow Priest / Halimath - Prot Paladin / Groundchuk - Elemental Shaman
Granted. However he reveals that part of the recipe for Guinness involves cat's piss and every employee at the factory spitting into the vats.
I wish I had a bottle of ice cold vodka and some orange juice.
A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one.
Granted, but you can't actually drink it.
I wish I ruled the world.
Granted, but you can't actually find a job.
I wish I had $1,205,836,295.98, in $1 bills.