Granted. It turns out they made a mistake and they think you owe them more money and arrest you for tax evasion.
I wish I could party like a rock star.
Granted. It turns out they made a mistake and they think you owe them more money and arrest you for tax evasion.
I wish I could party like a rock star.
Granted, but the magnetic fields get fucked up and cause all electronic devices and birds in the world to...Get fucked up...And planes start crashing everywhere and buildings just blow up. It's a wreck.
I wish I had a pair of Amare Stoudemire goggles instead of my current glasses.
Looks like:
9 out of 10 people agree that in a room full of 10 people one person will always disagree with the other 9.
Granted. You got a partner for borderlands 2. It's not a mod. It's my 17 year old female cousin who never played a video game before. Oh and you get banned on MMO-C for advertising.
I wish this brain tumor didn't murder me.
Mods as in game modifications, super weapons, cheats, etc.; not as in community moderators.
Anywho, granted, your brain tumor has been cured. The brain damage, however, we could do nothing about. You're going to be stuck with that child-like demeanor. Now here are some letter blocks and coloring books for you to play with. No, those crayons do not go there, put those back.
I wish that no one attempts to wish for a reversal of the damage to Blue's brain. He's so adorable in this state.
9 out of 10 people agree that in a room full of 10 people one person will always disagree with the other 9.
Granted, you purchase every book in the world, including every copy made of said books. You read all your books with said leisure time and demand more. Book publishers end up cutting down every tree on earth to fulfill your needs. Little do you know, Mothra is angered by this and eats all of your books. Also, you anger the hippy community and they hang you ( not from a tree of course).
I wish I could time travel.
Granted, but you can only travel backwards, in intervals of 50,000.
I wish I could learn languages while asleep.
Granted. You are now 3 inches tall and are the proud owner of a flatulent Yorkshire Terrier.
I wish the renovations downstairs was complete already.
A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one.
Granted, but now the upstairs is getting renovations.
I wish I was able to walk on walls.
The renovations are now complete.
You are presented with a bill 3 times what you expected. Unable to pay it, the construction crew is now replaced by the destruction crew.
Walk on walls? Muddy footprints everywhere! Now go clean the Empire State Building, you left the walls a mess!
I wish I had x-ray vision.
Granted but you die from the x-rays radiation,foolish boy!
I wish i could live in the cartoon Ed,Edd and Eddy. (During the summer time episodes not the shitty new autumn ones.)
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9 out of 10 people agree that in a room full of 10 people one person will always disagree with the other 9.
Granted, but one of those "plebes" kills you for traumatizing them.
I wish I had an endless supply of bananas, honey, and cinnamon.
No. NMR is being used for the device that [organic] chemists use to determine the structure of organic molecules by counting the Hydrogen (or Carbon) molecules and charting graphs. Besides, I bet like 95% of the people who get MRI's don't even know what the acronym stands for. They probably won't know what NMR stood for either if we changed it to that.
But you already knew that, didn't you Mr. I Love To Read + I like science.
I wish I knew how to play the flute.
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God damnit Mynta, you interrupted me refusing this kid his wish.
Granted, but a psychotic pedophile sews your mouth shut.
Uh, since Lobo didn't make a wish, reboot!
I wish I was a billionaire with an amazing social life.