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    Why doesn't Anduin have a girlfriend yet?

    Uh. He's the heir to Stormwind. If he wants to continue his legacy, shouldn't he find someone? Especially now that the legion is turning weak humans like Varian into goo.
    change can't wait.

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    I figure it ill be an arranged marriage for him anyhow - to bring two peoples together or create an alliance.

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    Because while a war is on-going, you don't have time to go shopping for a mate. If you lose, the world, especially the kingdom is caput.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dead Moose Fandango View Post
    Because while a war is on-going, you don't have time to go shopping for a mate. If you lose, the world, especially the kingdom is caput.
    Might sound counter intuitive, but it is precisely at times like this that monarchs are rushed to create babies, so in case they die the kingdom falls in slightly less of a chaos

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dead Moose Fandango View Post
    Because while a war is on-going, you don't have time to go shopping for a mate. If you lose, the world, especially the kingdom is caput.
    but in a war anyone can die. if anduin was to die today then everything would be at stake for stormwind.
    change can't wait.

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    The shedwarf he was hot for died in an earthquake.

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    Will come out as gay next exp.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brenz View Post
    Because he's gay, duh!
    oh right my bad
    change can't wait.

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    he doesn't find Wrathion. thats why.

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    They'll probably make him gay to appear as an avant-garde and open minded company, because that's what the Warcraft universe is all about.

    Slooooooooooow doooooooooooooown, life is to be savored.


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    There could be several reasons:

    1. He is asexual/gay and does not want a girlfriend.

    2. There are a very limited number of eligible girls in lore and none of them are his type. Or he is not their type.

    3. He has more important things to do with the Legion invasion.

    4. Blizz finally realised that they don't do romance well so they just decided to not do something like this.

    At any rate I can totally see a marriage with Tess being arranged. Bring two kingdoms together.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kul Tiras View Post
    They'll probably make him gay to appear as an avant-garde and open minded company, because that's what the Warcraft universe is all about.

    Slooooooooooow doooooooooooooown, life is to be savored.
    It really hurt your masculinity, didn't it? I'm pretty sure your life would also revolve around chilling and eating if any negative emotion could give birth to evil ink monsters that ruin everything.

    That doesn't mean they can't punch you to death for them it's just not all about war.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kul Tiras View Post
    They'll probably make him gay to appear as an avant-garde and open minded company, because that's what the Warcraft universe is all about.

    Slooooooooooow doooooooooooooown, life is to be savored.
    Ayyyyyy, have a brew friend.

    OT: It will be political marriage with mudmug.

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    He does.

    He's called Wrathion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aeula View Post
    The shedwarf he was hot for died in an earthquake.
    Man, I had completely forgotten about her. I hope stormwind's next queen is neither human nor elf.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zlygork View Post
    Man, I had completely forgotten about her. I hope stormwind's next queen is neither human nor elf.
    I still think Moira is a possible queen of Stormwind. Makes sense politically, since she has the most claim to ironforge in the council of three hammers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewor View Post
    He does.

    He's called Wrathion.
    Sometimes I wish this forum had a like button.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Balager View Post

    At any rate I can totally see a marriage with Tess being arranged. Bring two kingdoms together.
    I feel like it doesn't make that much sense because Greymane is already like a father figure to Anduin, arranged marriages tended to be more between hostile/neutral kingdoms and not between ones that were already allies. Ofc it could still happen so Anduin ensures that someone he trusts takes over stormwind after his death.

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    Because the world of warcraft is ending and it isn't the right time for girlfriends...Also he's obviously gay.

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    Because Wrathion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zlygork View Post
    I feel like it doesn't make that much sense because Greymane is already like a father figure to Anduin, arranged marriages tended to be more between hostile/neutral kingdoms and not between ones that were already allies. Ofc it could still happen so Anduin ensures that someone he trusts takes over stormwind after his death.
    True. Politically it would make more sense for Ress to marry Lor'Themar. But that won't happen while Jaina is around. But Gilneas has fallen and nobody will carry on the Greymane name. I could see Genn wishing to make sure that his descendants continue to lead a great human kingdom.

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