Ok you get your wish done.

[Doctor Amadeus]

You get your wish you are given all the powers of Superman except you can’t fly NO FLYING! Right here right now you are given these powers what would you do honestly hours, days, weeks, months and years?

Oh and of course there is a catch with all Superman’s powers comic or film except flying this is the real fucking world so you have to deal with the limitations and physics as it relates for other people. Meaning not being aware of your abilities could cause harm.

Of course there is an out no kryptonite but you get a small bottle of potion to reverse your gift. What would you do?

[Eyechewer]

Rob a bank, disorient (but not kill or maim) every policemen who tries to capture me.
Never drink the potion (the moment I do, the police will be able to catch me).
Continue playing video games.

[Strawberry]

Sell my superior genes to hot women, of course, the natural way only.

[shadowmouse]

By now, we all know the drill. Farm rep and wait for flying to be added.

[Independent voter]

Ok you get you wish done.

If I get you wish done, I'm going to wish for the the chicken fried steak I got on I-10 in a town I think was called Sheffield.

[Eyechewer]

If I get you wish done, I'm going to wish for the the chicken fried steak

What the hell is a chicken fried steak? Is it a steak that's been fried in chicken? how does that work? You can't fry things in chicken. Or maybe it is a chicken steak that's been fried, but how do you make a steak (red meat) out of chicken (white meat)? some next level wizardry going on here.

[De Lupe]

Complain to the genie because I got someone else's wish.

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What the hell is a chicken fried steak? Is it a steak that's been fried in chicken? how does that work? You can't fry things in chicken. Or maybe it is a chicken steak that's been fried, but how do you make a steak (red meat) out of chicken (white meat)? some next level wizardry going on here.

Chicken Fry is a process of battering a food object, in this case a beef patty, in flour and fry-cooking it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_fried_steak

[Thoughtcrime]

Eh, use those super powers to make some easy money (legally, probably in sport and through endorsement) then spend the rest of my life enjoying it without having to work for other people. I'm not really keen on world domination.

[derpkitteh]

i'd throw that potion into the sun.

then i'd go scare ISIS and other terrorist groups into believing i was a god manifest on earth, and tell them that they need to stop what they're doing.

i still have super speed, i could one punch kill every ISIS or other terrorist group members in all of the middle east in a couple minutes if they wouldn't surrender.

after singlehandedly ending that fight, i'd address the world and tell everyone to stop doing bad shit or i'd pull their skull out through their anus. then i'd set a small price on my protection. simply give me the best possible gaming computer parts and assemble them for me when they are released, and i will happily protect everyone.

[Doctor Amadeus]

Sell my superior genes to hot women, of course, the natural way only.

How you can’t extract them?

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i'd throw that potion into the sun.

then i'd go scare ISIS and other terrorist groups into believing i was a god manifest on earth, and tell them that they need to stop what they're doing.

i still have super speed, i could one punch kill every ISIS or other terrorist group members in all of the middle east in a couple minutes if they wouldn't surrender.

after singlehandedly ending that fight, i'd address the world and tell everyone to stop doing bad shit or i'd pull their skull out through their anus. then i'd set a small price on my protection. simply give me the best possible gaming computer parts and assemble them for me when they are released, and i will happily protect everyone.

How would you gain access to a war zone?

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Rob a bank, disorient (but not kill or maim) every policemen who tries to capture me.
Never drink the potion (the moment I do, the police will be able to catch me).
Continue playing video games.

Unfortunately that isn’t how it works the police and everyone else now knows of you they aren’t going to stop coming.

[derpkitteh]

How would you gain access to a war zone?

super speed? force my way through? it's not like anyone could stop me.

you do know how powerful superman is, right? he's the most op motherfucker there is, outside of anime dudes. every fight, he's holding back his powers.

[urasim]

How you can’t extract them?

This reminds me of a child asking how babies are made.

How would you gain access to a war zone?

Does one need permission?

Unfortunately that isn’t how it works the police and everyone else now knows of you they aren’t going to stop coming.

Superman is as fast as the flash. They aren't going to stop anyone with his powers let alone see them.

[Doctor Amadeus]

super speed? force my way through? it's not like anyone could stop me.

you do know how powerful superman is, right? he's the most op motherfucker there is, outside of anime dudes. every fight, he's holding back his powers.

Oh I understand but it’s atill across an ocean from you super speed or not. Yes you could level ISiS but as stated before you are now exposed. ISIS will be the least of your worries everyone will come for you “everyone!”

[urasim]

Oh I understand but it’s atill across an ocean from you super speed or not. Yes you could level ISiS but as stated before you are now exposed. ISIS will be the least of your worries everyone will come for you “everyone!”

What exactly is there to be scared of? Let them come.

Also, superman can run so fast that he can run on water.

[Doctor Amadeus]

This reminds me of a child asking how babies are made.



Does one need permission?



Superman is as fast as the flash. They aren't going to stop anyone with his powers let alone see them.

You misunderstand first sexually you couldn’t impregnate anyone easy. You might not physically be stopped but you still have to get yourself there. As for the rest they don’t need to stop you they just won’t stop following you just because.

[derpkitteh]

Oh I understand but it’s atill across an ocean from you super speed or not. Yes you could level ISiS but as stated before you are now exposed. ISIS will be the least of your worries everyone will come for you “everyone!”

every single person and animal on the planet could hit me all at the same time, each of them with a hammer that hits with the force of this planet, and i'd still be like 90% ok.

[Doctor Amadeus]

What exactly is there to be scared of? Let them come.

Also, superman can run so fast that he can run on water.

You still misunderstand the entire military monitors war zones. You don’t need to fear physically what they can do. What will you do to stop them, what do you think is going to keep others from you.

[urasim]

You misunderstand first sexually you couldn’t impregnate anyone easy. You might not physically be stopped but you still have to get yourself there. As for the rest they don’t need to stop you they just won’t stop following you just because.

Why can't someone with superman's powers not impregnate someone easily? Superman is an alien and still has a child with a human.

So I'd just have stalkers? They literally can't do shit against me. So I don't care about them. Why would they even be stupid enough to case me when I can remove them from existence with a glance?

[derpkitteh]

You misunderstand first sexually you couldn’t impregnate anyone easy. You might not physically be stopped but you still have to get yourself there. As for the rest they don’t need to stop you they just won’t stop following you just because.

you could be there in about 1 second. at the speed superman's capable of moving, you won't even go under the water.

people don't work that way. army dudes see you lift a truck or break their guns while bullets just bounce off you, they're going to turn and run, or at least want to talk.

[Doctor Amadeus]

every single person and animal on the planet could hit me all at the same time, each of them with a hammer that hits with the force of this planet, and i'd still be like 90% ok.

Yes that’s true but how long til Human animals figure that out or will you tell them? And what do you think will happen when you tell them all to go away?