Who should I give Rush Limbaugh's book to?

[Nakura Chambers]

A couple of weeks ago I ordered Rush Limbaugh's first book from Amazon as a white elephant gift. Unfortunately it arrived too late for the white elephant party, so I have decided to give it to a friend. I know a few people who would absolutely love it, but I'm not sure who I should give it to. I could keep it for myself, but I already have a large collection of books that I still need to read and so I wouldn't read it for some time. Could you guys please help me decide who to give it to?

My Cousin
Who I will most likely give the book to. My cousin and I are very close and he has recently told me how would like to get more into politics. My cousin is a very reasonable and moderate individual, supporting liberal social policies, such as gay marriage, but still supporting a regulated capitalism and the right to bear arms. I think this might be a good book to help him in his quest to become more political. In addition, I plan on buying him a subscription to Rush 24/7 and the Limbaugh Letter in the future, so this would be a good gift.

My Uncle
My uncle is the man who first told me about Rush Limbaugh and he is an avid listener of his. I already bought him two Christmas presents this year though, one of which is another political book (Flying Free by Nigel Farage). My uncle loves reading and is, much like my cousin, a moderate conservative.

[Rukentuts]

The nearest paper shredder. Seriously.

If you have someone wanting to learn about real conservatism, education is necessary; not Rush.

[TEHPALLYTANK]

Your fireplace, it will be most useful there.

[Bigitybones]

your dog so he can take a nice dump on it

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The nearest paper shredder. Seriously.

If you have someone wanting to learn about real conservatism, education is necessary; not Rush.

what this guy said


or better yet learn to think critically and make up your own opinions

[Kalis]

In future, instead of books by the likes of Farage, buy them this...



It's cheaper and more absorbant.

[InDecisive]

I'd suggest you burn it and toast some marshmallows.

[Vizardlorde]

Id feed it to my toilet but since you are not me my advice would be give it to your cousin and convert him to your cause since your uncle already holds the same beliefs as Rush and you you wouldnt gain much unless you think it'd make him extremely happy.

[Roose]

The recycling bin.

[Tonyman64]

I think giving it to your uncle would do the least damage because he already agrees with you.

[Phookah]

Trash can, fireplace, wherever waste products are put in your community is a good start

[stumpy]

Part of me still wants to believe that any book with a cover like that must be intentional self-parody.

[Deleted]

Guys, it's Nakura Chambers, you seriously think he'd get rid of the book? Hell, I wouldn't, I'm too cheap to simply burn a book.

[Sky High]

the one you hate/ love the least.

[Roose]

Also, since when do any remotely moderate people listen to Rush?

[OzoAndIndi]

To Rush Limbaugh. He's so arrogant he'd love it!

[Kraenen]

who is rush limbaugh? from what i've heard he's just some random radio host that country hicks like

[Masark]

Also, since when do any remotely moderate people listen to Rush?

Moderate on the sanity axis.

[Ausr]

I usually don't advocate such things but I'm fine with burning a book in this case.

[Vizardlorde]

who is rush limbaugh? from what i've heard he's just some random radio host that country hicks like

hes kinda one of the old gods of real life except for the immortality part, but when certain people start hearing his voice they go mad and they kinda become his minions

[Celista]

Burn it. But first, drive a stake through the book's heart...only way to make sure it's really dead.