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    Uranium One: Explained by Rep Louie Gohmert's chart

    An adult with a full staff of congressional aids and interns came up with this flow chart. Take a shot every time the chart mentions Hillary.

    Here, care of Rep. Louie Gohmert's office, is the full chart he displayed at today's House Judiciary Committee oversight hearing.


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    Are they seriously going to die on this hill?

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    I think I see who shot JFK in there. This reminds me of Glenn Beck's chalkboards:

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    Is there a legend to this thing?

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    These charts are starting to hurt.

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    There's a point where this kind of bullshit conspiracy theorizing and fear mongering should be illegal. It's certainly unethical.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spriggs View Post


    These charts are starting to hurt.
    It's like Sean Hannity said to Gohmert, "Nice chart, now hold my beer..."

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    The Keebler Elf even said there wasn't enough evidence to open and investigation. US, at least 30% of you are too drunk to be voting.

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    Buttery Uranium?

    They should go back to Pizzagate, I think it had more punch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mormolyce View Post
    Buttery Uranium?

    They should go back to Pizzagate, I think it had more punch.
    I dunno, this might have more toppings.
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    Get into the DNC servers and Podesta e-mails (if they haven't been wiped) and there's your flow chart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Caolela View Post
    Get into the DNC servers and Podesta e-mails (if they haven't been wiped) and there's your flow chart.
    The one with the pentagram pointing at a Washington Pizza place? Because, that’s exactly what happened with Podesta emails. They had the words “spirit dinner” and “pizza”.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Felya View Post
    The one with the pentagram pointing at a Washington Pizza place? Because, that’s exactly what happened with Podesta emails. They had the words “spirit dinner” and “pizza”.

    https://goo.gl/images/V4TiyV

    Cute, but it's pretty obvious why Mueller isn't going after them.

    Trump could also order everything the NSA has on the DNC and Podesta to be turned over, because NSA certainly has it.

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    I feel like this is moderately relevant. I enjoyed reading all the social posts dragging this guy through the mud for the hilarious...whatever the fuck that thing is supposed to be.

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    Maybe Clinton should run again, just to make their heads explode.

    nah...screw that...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slacker76 View Post
    An adult with a full staff of congressional aids and interns came up with this flow chart. Take a shot every time the chart mentions Hillary.
    Hillary herself? 1 shot, this is a terrible drinking game.

    Something related to Hillary? 4 shots, still a terrible drinking game.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Caolela View Post
    Get into the DNC servers and Podesta e-mails (if they haven't been wiped) and there's your flow chart.
    Wonder where Trump's tax returns are...

    Oh right, Mueller has them. Well Trump is fucked.
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    Lol yeah, saw a tweet about this earlier that cracked me up.




    per The Chart, @Brhodes is the person linking Barack Obama to Barack Obama

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    Good thing we have Stephen Colbert available to connect it all to Donald Trump:

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